The script for the play is a fairy tale in a new way. Fairy tales in a new way

"The Tale of Vasilisa the Beautiful"

Notes: Vasilisa, parashka - 2 guys. This option is preferable. Moreover, Vasilisa should be simply huge Parashka - on the contrary. Makeup: Both have bright red cheeks. Vasilisa's lips cover half her face. She should make an impression that is completely contrary to the nickname - beautiful Tsar: Bald. In a long robe. Goat beard hair, sideburns, long mustache. Very easily achieved with the help of synthetic padding and glued with BF-2 glue. Nanny Ordinary old woman Koschey: Black tight-fitting suit, always glasses, Voice and face calm, low and rough. Granddaughter: Skirt above the knees Boots. Security: 2 guys in camouflage, with black glasses .Kawasaka: Asian guy. Waving his arms and legs well, as well as his tongue. Author of the material: Sannikova Ekaterina Vasilievna

"CINDERELLA"

ACTION 1.

And on the road, almost boldly, I went home to look for another

Quietly humming a song, she walked along the path

And I never expected to see a tower house here

She looked around and said:

Mouse: I wonder what's in it? It looks so much like a tower!

Euro windows and balcony, this house is just a fairy tale!

Who lives? I have to ask, maybe I can live there?

Mouse: It’s strange, there’s no one in the house. God, how lucky I am!

Well, I’ll live here, let my friends be jealous!

Without problems and without worries, suddenly all the water disappeared

She couldn’t eat or drink, so she went to ask for help.

He sees that the tower is standing

Kva: I’ll call, maybe someone will let you in. Who lives in the mansion?

Mouse: Who? Who lives here? I'm a mouse! Why are you standing here?

And anyway, go away, it’s time for me to sleep, it’s already night.

Kwa: What are you doing? You and I are friends, you see I’m completely chilled.

Let me live with you, I will serve you.

Mouse: I don’t need a servant, and in general we are not friends

I'm rich, you're poor, I'll live here alone.

The frog leaves.

and a homeless hare wandered nearby

He was completely chilled and wet and had not eaten anything.

The night before his house burned down

He walked up to the house and rang the bell

And in response they angrily answer:

Mouse: Who?

Bunny: It’s me, little bunny, I’m chilled and frozen

After all, my house burned down, there are no more tears

I ask you to warm up and live with you

It will be more fun, we will be friends.

Mouse: You don’t even know who you’re talking to?

We won't be friends, I'm a rich mouse

I won't let you in, go away

I'm already going to bed, night is coming

The bunny leaves.

I saw the tower and pressed the bell

Lisa: We urgently need to call, who lives here and ask.

Maybe mice, maybe chickens, it will be very delicious dinner!

Who? Who? Lives here, well, open your lock!

Mouse: Who? Who, I live here - a mouse! Why are you standing here?

You don’t let me sleep either, you’d better go away.

Fox: Mouse, you let me in, I’ll be friends with you

I have no place to go, can I live with you?

Mouse: No, you and I are not friends. I'm rich, you're poor.

And besides, you are cunning, I will live here alone.

Lisa leaves

At night he slept under a bush, but it was damp in the rain.

Suddenly I sensed a mouse nearby and took a closer look with a sly look

There is a house in a teremok Who? Who lives in it?

Cat: I’ll call, maybe they’ll open it for me, take pity on me and feed me.

I smell a mouse hiding here!

Mouse: Why are you standing here? Better go away

It's time for me to sleep, it's already night.

Cat: Mouse, dear, forgive me, even though it’s already night outside

Play hide and seek with me, I'm a good cat Matvey

I won’t find you at night, I can’t see very well.

Mouse: Okay, close your eyes and count to ten, and then go look.

I counted to ten and swallowed the mouse at once.

He entered the house and began to live there and start farming

In the morning he called all his friends, because he was kind Matvey

He did not boast of wealth and shared everything with everyone

All together: A fairy tale teaches us to be friends, to help each other

After all, money cannot buy kindness and friendship!

Tale of the Three Little Pigs

Characters: Nif-Nif, Naf-Naf, Nuf-Nuf, Wolf-policeman, Hedgehog-sage, 3 Bunnies-boys, 2 Fox-sisters, 2 presenters.

Musical arrangement (songs with words):
m/f “The Adventures of Captain Vrungel” song “We are Bandito”
m/f "Bremen Town Musicians" song "They say we are baki-buki...",
m/f “Dog in Boots” song “We are poor sheep, no one will herd us”
film "The Investigation is Conducted by Experts" song "If someone here and there sometimes..." film "Brigade" soundtrack or film "Boomer" soundtrack,
m/f “Little Raccoon” song “Smile”
Progress of the event
Scene 1.

1st Presenter:
Somehow in some kingdom,
In a distant country
Once upon a time there were piglets,
The boys were bullies.

(The piglets come out to the song “We are banditos...” from the film “The Adventures of Captain Vrungel”)

2nd Presenter:
Here they are walking along the forest,
Get rid of stress:
Here Nif-Nif picked flowers,
And then he trampled them,
Here's Naf-Naf for the hare boys
Shchelbanov pointed with his finger,
And Nuf-Nuf of sister foxes
I pulled my pigtails for a long time.

(The piglets illustrate the words of the leaders with actions)

And in the end all three together,
The song was sung like a howl.

(Atamansha’s song from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
Scene 2.

1st Presenter:
It's been a year now
The forest people are suffering.
From such piglets
The animals moan and cry:

Little bunnies:

Help, for God's sake!
We can't live so poorly.

Fox sisters:

No peace for anyone
In our nice little house.

Little bunnies:

Oh, we are tired of rudeness!
Will the ordeal end soon?!

(Song of the sheep from the film “Dog in Boots” “We are poor sheep, no one will graze us..”)
Scene 3.

2nd Presenter:
Suddenly, out of nowhere,
The hedgehog sneaks like a lynx.
He was reputed to be wise, no matter where!
He has tons of advice.

Hedgehog sage:
I heard a rumor
Why can't you bear the torment?
That the three brothers got you
No one was allowed to live.
I'll give you some advice, little animals:
They are too tough for you.
The wolf is our policeman -
This is who will give them an example here.
He'll calm them down right away
And it will set you in a peaceful mood.
Call him together -
In an instant he will be here, on the spot.

1st Presenter:
The animals were silent for a bit
And everyone shouted together:

Hares, Chanterelles:
Uncle Wolf is a policeman!
Come, give them an example!
Scene 4.

2nd Presenter:
And to that heart-rending cry
The wolf appeared straight away.

(Wolf’s exit to the song from the film “The Investigation is Conducted by Experts” “If someone here and there sometimes cannot live peacefully...”)

Wolf policeman:
Are there bullies here in the forest?
I'll blow their heads off!
Even if the Brigade itself
He'll ambush me here!
Come on, where are the piglets?!
Call them, little animals!
(Piglets appear on stage to a song from the film “Brigada”)
Nif-Nif: Who called us?
Nuf-Nuf: Who can't sleep?
Naf-Naf: Who wants Shchelbanov?
Wolf policeman:
I called you, Wolf - the guardian of order.
Are you the Brigade here?!
Are you being a bully or making a fuss?
Oh guys, look
How will I take you under arrest?
You'll get tired of fighting in no time.
This is necessary, for the area
The little thing scared me!
Come on, come forward.
Promise that people
You don't hit in the forest anymore,
You're being quiet here.
Well, I'll take care of it for you:
I'll visit you at school!
Nif-Nif: Oh, sorry, sorry.
Nuf-Nuf: Don't come to our school.
Naf-Naf:
We promise not to be rude,
Be friends with the beast with everything.
Wolf policeman:
Well, look, I'll give you a deadline.
If you fulfill your vow,
I won't go to school with you,
But I won't take my eyes off you.
Scene 5.
1st Presenter:
Since then there has been peace in the forest,
Robbery is not a concern here.
The piglets calmed down
The word was justified in action:
They don’t be rude, they don’t offend,
And they help the animals.
2nd Presenter:
Spectator, spectator, old and small,
Haven't you dozed off yet?
Are you tired yet?
The finale is approaching.
Don't look beyond the distance!
You've seen this forest,
This fairy tale about Russia -
And about us in it - that’s the moral!
(All participants go on stage and perform the song “Smile” from the film “Little Raccoon”)
Tale about a turnip
This comic tale can be acted out without prior rehearsal. The texts should be prepared in advance and distributed to the participants before the performance, with everyone playing a role. To prevent grandfather from getting confused, we put paper “hats” with images of carrots, potatoes on the participants’ heads...
Leading:
Grandfather planted a turnip...
Grandfather said to turnip:
Grandfather:
You grow, grow big.
Become a rich harvest
So that I can be proud of you.
I'll bring you some water,
Five buckets of fertilizer...
Oh, I'm tired, it's time to sleep. (Lies down near the turnip and falls asleep.)
Leading:
Grandpa sleeps without worries.
Meanwhile the turnip grows,
Yes, he fights with weeds:
Their feet and hands...
It's already autumn in the yard.
Chilly morning in September
Grandfather woke up and got scared. (Grandfather wakes up and jumps from the cold, his teeth chattering.)
Grandfather:
Ah, I'm old enough to sleep.
It's time to pull the turnip.
I've grown up, I look a little.
Oh, yes, the turnip is born!
I never dreamed of such a thing. (Grabs a turnip and pulls.)
Leading:
Grab it, but the turnip was indignant.
Carrot:
What a clumsy old man!
I'm not a turnip, I'm a carrot.
You clearly haven't washed your eyes.
Turnips I'm a hundred times slimmer.
And more orange too.
If you need Korean salad,
Without me you will be lost...
You can't drink carrot juice,
I have no substitute for soup...
And one more secret.
I'm rich in vitamins
All useful carotene.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
What is this, what a miracle
Maybe I didn't sleep well?
I sowed turnips in the spring.
Okay, my friend, wait,
I'll pull out another turnip.
Potato:
Oh oh oh,
I protest!
I'm not a turnip. I am Potato!
Even the cat knows this.
I am the head of all fruits
It’s as clear as two and two:
If there are no potatoes in the soup,
There is no need to pick up a spoon.
I'm talking about chips, grandpa,
The most important component.
In hot oil, look
I can become French fries
I am your main harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
I'll go down the turnip again.
How tightly it sits in the earth!
Oh yes turnip, here you go!
Cabbage:
Really, I'm outraged!
Grandfather, you've eaten too much Snickers,
I've seen enough TV series,
Maybe you fell off the stove?
Once I didn’t recognize cabbage.
I don't look like a turnip
She has only one clothes
I have a hundred of them!
All without buttons...
And then...
I am crispy cabbage!
Without me the salad is empty,
And any lunch with me
Cabbage roll or vinaigrette...
It will be 10 times more useful!
And then me, my dear,
You can ferment and salt...
And store it until summer.
You can eat me all winter!
Grandfather:
You are welcome...to the basket.
What kind of miracles are these?
It's already been two hours
I spent time in the garden.
Where is the turnip! This one seems...
Beet:
Again the grandfather did not guess correctly.
You lost your glasses,
Or has the demon misled you?
I confused beets with turnips.
I'm a hundred times redder than her
And healthier and tastier!
There are no beets and no borscht,
In vinaigrette and cabbage soup...
I alone am the source of color!
And the beet cutlet -
This is simply delicious!
One hundred percent - weight loss.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
And there will be a place for you.
But it's still interesting
Where is the turnip? Maybe this one?
Onion:
I'm almost the same color
But not a turnip, old man,
I am your onion!
Even if a little insidious,
But he is popular among the people.
The most delicious kebab
The one with the onion in it.
All housewives know me
Add to soup and porridge
In pies, in mushrooms, in broth...
I am a nightmare for viruses!
Even the flu scares me...
At least now I'm ready to fight.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
The evening is already coming to an end.
The moon is coming out in the sky.
Yes, it’s time for me to go home.
Tomorrow morning
I’ll start looking for the turnip again,
And now I want to sleep.
Wow, heavy basket
A car would be useful...
The harvest has grown well!
Grandma, come on, curtain
The fairy tale has come to an end.
Well done to whoever listened.
We expect applause from you,
Well, and other compliments...
After all, the artists tried,
Let them be a little confused.
Fairy tale Kolobok

Old good fairy tale about the kolobok can turn into a colorful performance in your home or kindergarten.

Characters:
Kolobok
Grandfather
Grandma
Hare
Wolf
Bear
Fox
Narrator

Scenery:
On the left is a village house, on the right are several Christmas trees in the foreground. In the background is a forest.

Grandfather and grandmother are sitting near the house. Grandfather is whittling something, grandmother is knitting.

Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. One day my grandfather was sitting and wanted to eat. That's what he says to grandma.

Grandfather: Bake a bun, grandma.

Grandma: What to bake from? There is no flour.

Grandfather: And you, grandma, go, scrape the bottom of the woods, mark the barn! Maybe you'll get some flour.

(Granny stops knitting and comes into the house)

Narrator: The old woman took a feather, scraped it along the bottom of the tree, swept it around the barn, and collected about two handfuls of flour. I kneaded the dough, fired up the stove, and baked a bun. The resulting bun is both fluffy and aromatic.

(Grandma puts a toy bun on the windowsill)

Narrator: Grandma put the bun on the window to cool. And the bun jumped out of the window and rolled along the path.

(Instead of a toy, a child appears on stage playing the role of Kolobok. He runs into the forest, saying sentences).

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!

(The Hare jumps out from behind the tree on the right to meet Kolobok).

Hare: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me, little bunny! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!
And I’ll even leave you, Hare!

Narrator: And Kolobok rolled on; only the Hare saw him!
(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Hare and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Hare runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Wolf comes out to meet Kolobok).

Wolf: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me Gray wolf! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare, and I’ll leave you, Wolf, even more so!

(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Wolf and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Wolf runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Bear comes out to meet Kolobok).

Bear: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me, Clubfoot! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf, and I’ll leave you, Bear, even more so!

The bun quickly “rolls” past the Bear and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The bear goes in the opposite direction.
Music is playing.
Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Fox comes out to meet Kolobok.

Fox: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf

I left the Bear, and I’ll leave you, Fox, even more so!

Fox: Oh, how wonderfully you sing! Yes, I began to hear poorly. Come closer and tell me one more time!

Narrator: Kolobok was glad that they listened to him, and rolled up very close to the sly fox.

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!

Narrator: And the little fox, his - Am! - and ate it.
Although no... Kolobok still managed to escape. But after that he never boasted again.
That's the end of the fairy tale! And whoever listened - well done!

, Extracurricular activities

Goals: V in an entertaining way show to students primary school the importance of prevention infectious diseases; explain harmful effects microbes on the body and give recommendations on how to combat infection.

Visual material: colorfully designed newspapers and posters for schoolchildren about the flu.

Equipment: masks for piglets, costumes for viruses (black tights, T-shirts, baseball caps), vegetables and fruits, disposable masks, soundtracks of songs.

Scenario

The stage is decorated with models of trees and bushes.

1st presenter: Once upon a time there were three little pigs in the world. Three brothers. They are all the same height, round, pink, with the same cheerful tails.

2nd presenter: Even their names were similar. The piglets' names were Nif-Nif, Nuf-Nuf and Naf-Naf.

1st presenter: All summer they tumbled in the green grass, basked in the sun, basked in puddles.

2nd presenter: But autumn has come. The sun was no longer so hot, gray clouds stretched over the yellowed forest.

Naf-Naf: It's time for us to think about winter, about home. I'm shaking all over from the cold. We might catch a cold. Now everyone in the forest is talking about some terrible disease- flu. The forest doctor, Woodpecker, told me about this.

Woodpecker:

Be careful, dear friend!
The flu is always near you!
The disease begins with chills and pain.
My head hurts, and my legs even more so.
My throat is sore and my temperature has risen.
Even a potion won't help you right away.
General weakness. Bed rest
With these signs, you need it!

Naf-Naf: You have to do something to avoid getting sick.

Nif-Nif: There will be time!

Nuf-Nuf: We'll take a walk again.

Sing (together):

We are not afraid of this flu, ( 3 times)
Where are you going, harmful flu, evil and harmful flu!

Nif-Nif and Nuf-Nuf run away.

Naf-Naf: We need to go find out how to protect ourselves from this flu. I'll go to Medunitsa. She cured half the forest from all sorts of diseases. She will definitely help me!

Lungwort comes out and sings Lungwort’s song from the film “Dunno from Our Yard” (1st verse).

Naf-Naf: Lungwort, honey, you’re the one I need! You studied at the Medical Academy, you know everything. Tell me how to protect yourself from the flu.

Lungwort hands the pig a mask and says: A mask is the first protective tool against viruses. But it won’t help if you don’t like to eat garlic, onions and other vitamins. But even if you eat right, that's not all. It is necessary to observe the rules of personal hygiene. ( Addresses the audience with a question.) Do you know these rules?

Are you doing them?

And if it happens that someone was not careful and got sick, you need to remember that you need to take care of the patient wearing a mask, ventilate the room more often and do wet cleaning.

Naf-Naf: Thank you Doctor! I'll go look for my brothers before it's too late.

1st presenter:

Top-top, top-top,
A microbe walked on an apple.
The microbe was very scary
The microbe was very dirty.
Simple, simple, simple, simple
The microbe was ugly.

2nd presenter:

There was a microbe, a big villain,
He attacked people.
I washed the apple
And he defeated the microbe!

Music - Viruses run out.

1st virus: Everyone in the forest put on masks.

2nd virus: Eat vitamins.

3rd virus: We’ve eaten too much garlic and onions – it’s impossible to approach anyone. Fu-fu!

In chorus: And we really want to kill someone!

They sing and dance (to the tune of the song “Chunga-Changa”).

And we - viruses - live happily,
And we, the viruses, sing a song.
And we, viruses, love dirt very much,
And we - viruses - hate you.

Chorus:

Anyone who likes to wash their face and knows how to comb their hair,
We don’t like to wash our hands or brush our teeth.
And slobs, dirty lazy people,
Unwashed slobs
We love you very much, we love you very much, we love you very much.

2 piglets appear. They sing a song about the flu. Viruses are hiding.

1st pig: Oh, my brother, I saw, he put on a mask.

2nd pig: Is he going to the carnival?

The viruses sneeze together from behind the tree and hide.

1st pig: Oh, it's chilling! Even the hooves are shaking...

2nd pig: Oh, everything hurts... Both the tail and the snout...

1st pig: It seems my temperature is rising...

2nd pig: And my head hurts...

The piglets fall to the floor.

Naf-Naf appears.

Naf-Naf: It's so good that I found you. This is what Sorreltail gave you. What happened to you?

Calling Sorreltail:

Lungwort, here, here! Trouble has happened to the brothers!
They got infected with the flu and fell under a tree!

Lungwort appears with a basket containing onions, garlic, and lemon.

Lungwort: Oh, what a disaster! They didn’t listen to their brother, they didn’t wear a mask, they don’t like vitamins. Now I will treat you.

Here's garlic - it knocks viruses off your feet!
This is an onion - away from the disease!
And lemon is a virus!

Lungwort and Naf-Naf raise onions, garlic, and lemon above their heads.

Virus: Oh, I've got garlic fever!

Virus: And I have a lemon allergy!

Virus: I was struck by an onion infection!

Viruses escape.

The lungwort offers the piglets a decoction.

Music - Lungwort's song (2nd verse).

The piglets drink the decoction. They get up.

In chorus:

If you want to be healthy,
So don't be afraid of doctors!
Remember, young friend
What lemon, garlic and onion -
Your illness will be banished in no time!

“A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it”

Music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays. It turns out Man- he is dressed in felt boots and hats, and has a cardboard ax on his shoulder:

I already sent it! I've been circling through the forest for three hours, I've seen enough of these fairy tales and these storytellers. There is no such thing as a normal Christmas tree! That's bad luck. And most importantly, some fairy tales are all wrong, not the same as before. Everything seems to be the same as before, but it feels like someone somewhere has changed something! I just entered the forest, and then a story happened to me...

Kolobok

A young man wearing a T-shirt with a yellow smiling emoticon appears on stage. Babka follows him, limping:

The granddaughters and the girls all looked so impudent! There is only one shame, not the girls! That one has not only her ears, but her entire face covered with glands, this tattoo is like that of a hardened prisoner, or she puts something like that on herself - Slava Zaitsev crosses herself and cries quietly in the corner. Don't mess with them, grandson!

Kolobkov:

Well, bah, I need them, these girls..! I went, the guys and I agreed to meet...

The grandmother leaves, Kolobkov “hits the road” to the song “Country of Limonia.”

Zaikina jumps out from behind the scenes to meet him. This is a real glamorous blonde - eyelashes, nails, hair, pink and fur galore.

Zaikina(speaks languidly, drawing out words):

Kolobkov! Where are you going?

Kolobkov:

Zaikina, get out of the way, I’m off and on my way...

Zaikina:

I just had a thought…

Kolobkov:

Did you even think? What a surprise!

Zaikina:

Should I invite Kolobkov to some cafe? Tiramisu, cappuccino, I’m so beautiful... I think it’s a good idea!

Kolobkov:

Zaikina, I don’t want to upset you, but...

I am Kolobkov, Kolobkov,
Born engineers
Learned from TV,
Grandma warned...
I left my grandmother
And he left his grandfather,
I’ll leave you, Zaikina, even more so!

Just think about it - where do I, a simple schoolboy from an average family, have so much money to carry you and your false nails to cafes and feed you tiramisu? Adye, my furry rodent!

Kolobkov... Come with us to the cemetery today.

Kolobkov:

Volkova, damn it! Nevermind an invitation! I see you, I have a desire to cover myself with a blanket and under no circumstances hang my legs or arms off the bed - what if you’re hiding under my bed and how you’ll grab it! And you also invite me to the cemetery!

Volkova:

It will be fun, Kolobkov. Let's howl at the moon and celebrate a black mass. Quiet, calm, no adults...

Kolobkov(About myself):

Grandma is right, she’s right in everything... Listen, Volkova:

Sings his song, adding the line:
I’ll run away from you, Volkova, as fast as I can!

Medvedeva comes out to meet Kolobkov - a girl with a VERY heavy build, roughly speaking - plump.

Medvedeva:

Kolobkov! Come to our house for lunch today! Mom and I made dumplings, baked pies, and fried donuts. Look at my embroideries, I spent so many evenings on them...

Kolobkov:

As I understand it, the only thing missing from your plush table is Kolobkov. Medvedeva, you are my weeping willow, you are my wise Vasilisa, and I don’t even know what this embroidery of yours looks like!
Sings his song, adding the last line:
And I’ll leave you, Medvedeva!

Lisichkina comes out to meet Kolobkov. The girl is just like a girl, only red-haired.

Lisichkina:

Hello, Kolobkov. It's good that I met you. They say you understand computers, but something happened to mine - it won’t load. Maybe if you have a free minute, you can take a look?

Kolobkov:

Lisichkina, I'm in a hurry.
Sings his song, adding:
And I’ll leave you Lisichkina.

Lisichkina:

So I told you - when I have free time. And guess what? You can help me with the computer, and I’ll help you with my essay, otherwise last time the class cried over your epic creation. Let’s do this - you give me a computer, and I’ll give you an essay!

Kolobkov:

But it’s true, it’s almost the end of the year, and I have something indecent about literature. Well, let her write, and it’s not difficult for me to see what’s on her computer... Let’s go, Lisichkina, let’s take a look. Do you have any firewood?

Talking, they leave.

It turns out Man:

Have you seen it? I'll be damned if that Fox didn't eat him! And everything seems to be according to the plot, but doubts torment me. Or here’s another thing - I move on, go out to the edge...

Crane and Heron

A young man, Zhuravlev, comes out from behind the scenes:

All the guys in the class have girls. And some manage to date several people at once. What's worse about me? The heron looked at me like that yesterday, she probably likes me. Maybe call her, ask how things are going with her on the personal front, and if not, then approach her gently?

Dials the number. Tsaplina comes out from another wing. Her phone rings, she picks it up:

Hello, I'm listening...

Hello, Tsaplina. What are you doing?

Ah, Zhuravlev, hello. I don’t do anything, I’m on VKontakte.

But tell me, Tsaplina, honestly, don’t you need a strong, handsome, courageous young man, 16 years old in full bloom? If you need it, here I am!

Zhuravlev, did you fall from the oak tree? Who is the strong one here? Who couldn’t pass the push-up standard for two weeks? And who is beautiful among us? Yes, even the Lyagushkin sisters shy away from you in all directions, and it would seem that there are three of them, and not a single one has a boyfriend, they could have fallen for it. Your masculinity is a big question; they say that when you watch melodramas, you cry like crazy! Well, why do I need such a treasure?

Well, Tsaplina! You're just kind of mean! (to himself) This is a bummer.

He hangs up and goes backstage.

Heron:

Come on, just think! He's trying to be a guy with me... He's handsome, ha-ha-ha... (thinks). Well, actually... his eyes really are wonderful. And then he messed up his push-ups because of a cold, but he runs faster than anyone else and plays basketball great. As for melodramas, it’s still unknown whether he’s watching it or it’s some kind of joke. And in principle, let him look, I love them myself... I shouldn’t have offended the guy. I need to call him back.

Dials Zhuravlev's number. He comes out of the wings and picks up the phone:

Yes. Well, what else do you want, Tsaplina? Didn't you say everything?

You know, Gray, I think I got carried away. If you haven’t changed your mind, then I’m ready to accept your offer to date!

What? Offer? Yes, I was joking, Tsaplina! How could it even occur to you that I would want to date you? Do you think there aren’t any other cute birds in our swamp? Yes, the same Mashka Lyagushkina - her legs are longer, her waist is thinner, and everything else is also in place!

You are a pig, Zhuravlev! I definitely won’t forgive you for comparing you to Lyagushkina!

He hangs up. Goes backstage.

Zhuravlev:

It seems to me that I really am a pig. Well, I like her, to be honest. She’s not only pretty, but also smart, she’ll help if you have anything with your studies... I’m calling... I hope she won’t send me to the swamp!

Tsaplina comes out and answers the call:

Zhuravlev, if you’re calling me to tell me something else about the delights of the other Lyagushkin sisters, then you shouldn’t bother. They are proverbial beauties!

No, Tsaplina. I want to apologize, but still think about my proposal to meet...

Zhuravlev, Christmas trees! No! Go kiss Masha, what if she turns into a princess!

Both go backstage.
It turns out Man:

They still haven't reached an agreement. They call a friend. But maybe I’m confusing something, but in the fairy tale they went to each other, weren’t there telephones in the fairy tale? And what kind of phones are in the swamp? But it was the last story that finally finished me off:

Hen-Ryaba

A table and two chairs are brought onto the stage. A guy and a girl come out. The guy is wearing a tracksuit and a cap, the girl is wearing a miniskirt and heels, but also wearing a sports windbreaker. They behave cheekily. They sit on chairs and crack seeds.

Boy:

Hey, Maha, do you think Ryabov gave us a report on history?

Young woman:

What, do you think he dares not to roll?

They laugh stupidly. A young man, Ryabov, comes in, looking like a typical “nerd”:

Young woman:

And go for a walk, come on.

Ryabov:

But we agreed that the three of us would do the report! What should I do now, write a new one for myself?

Boy:

Well, like, if you don’t want to, don’t write. You’ll get a couple... And don’t blather there, otherwise... (shows fist)

The bell rings. The girl opens the door:

Oh, Myshkin... Hello!

Myshkin enters - a healthy guy, about two meters tall.

Well, what do you have here? Ryabov? Why are you here?

Boy:

Yes, he, like, asked for a visit. He says show him some tricks, like self-defense. He's leaving now.

Myshkin:

They say we have a history report coming up, but I can’t sleep.

The guy and the girl look at each other in fear. Ryabov clears his throat, adjusts his glasses, takes a step forward, clearly wants to say something.

Boy(interrupts):

Ryabov, get out of here, whoever you told! Then all the tricks!

Myshkin:

Why is this on your table? Paper? Is there anything printed on it?

He takes it and reads it from the warehouses:

- “Gold of the Scythians.” Oops! History report! This is where I entered successfully! Who dashed off?

Ryabov:

They dashed off! Not only are they good at tricks, they are also real scholars!

Myshkin:

So, I’ll take this, and you, if you’re so smart, will write for yourself! Fuck me, let's go!

Boy:

Ryabov.., a “bad” person, so what have you done? Now I’ll really show you a couple of tricks, but you probably won’t like it.

Young woman:

Now I'm a couple of years old on the history of the house!

Ryabov:

Yeah, why didn’t you stop Myshkin?

Boy:

Yes, he will put me down with one left hand.

Ryabov:

Okay, don’t cry grandpa, don’t cry grandma... I’ll write you another report, but let’s do it for three. How do you like the topic: “Gold Rush” in the Wild West - the reasons for its occurrence?”

Young woman:

Ryabov, dear, sit down and write quickly...

They go backstage.

It turns out Man, this time dragging a Christmas tree (artificial) behind him.

Phew, now we can go home. I'm tired of these incomprehensible things. Look, what are they kicking out! The main thing is not to meet anyone else at the exit from the forest, otherwise I will completely go crazy.

Runs him out Wife:

Oh, Lord, there you are! And I already searched all over the forest for you! I’ll ask Kolobok, then I’ll ask the Heron. A mouse ran by, waved its tail in your direction, and that’s how I came to you. What, you fool, have you been walking around all day?

Man:

Yes, you won’t believe it, maybe I ate something wrong, but your Kolobok and Mouse are no longer the same. Have you noticed anything strange?

Wife:

You understand a lot. What time is it now? Such are the times, such are the tales. Moreover, you probably forgot the saying: “A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!” Let's go, poor fellow, he's frozen...

They hug and leave. The final music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays.

TALE SCENARIO: “TEREMOK IN A NEW WAY”

(can be used at any holiday as an improvisation scene)
Everyone in the world loves fairy tales.
Adults and children love it.
Fairy tales teach us kindness and hard work
They tell you how to live
To be friends with everyone around you.
Teremok on new way, we'll show you now.
Listen to the story, my friend.
Don’t eat your pie:
(music plays while visiting a fairy tale)
In some kingdom
In a distant state
In a clearing among flowers
Teremok rose.
(a tower comes out)
He was neither short nor tall.

Who was running past?
Tell me friends...

No, that's not what you're saying.
This is a mansion in a new way...
A bun ran past...
(gingerbread man runs out to the music)
He sees: a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field.
Kolobchek was surprised
He came up and stopped.
Kolobok. Who lives there in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Let me knock on the door... (Knocks)
Whose, tell me, is this tower?

Ved. But no one responded
The house turned out to be vacant.
Kolobok enters the little mansion and looks out of the window.
Kolobok. I will live in a mansion,
Sing songs and don’t bother.

Ved. One day or another Kolobok lives...

Kolobok. It's so boring in the house alone!
There is no one to sing and dance with...
I wish I could invite someone to visit!

Ved. At that time, one old woman -
Grandma Yozhka laughs,
I went out into the field for a walk,
Fly on a broom.
(Baba Yaga flies out on a broom to the music)
Sees: mansion-teremok,
Alone in an open field.
Then the old lady was surprised,
She came up and stopped.

Baba Yaga(knocks): Who lives here in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?

Kolobok(Peeps out)
Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side
And who are you?

Baba Yaga. I am a cheerful old lady.
Grandma Yozhka- giggle. (jumps for joy).
I'll be your friend!
And now across the threshold
I'll drop by, I'm in the tower!
It's just the two of us now
And, let's dance and sing! (jumps into the mansion).
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!

Ved. The cat ran past,
Soft paws, scratches on paws.
(the cat comes out to the music)
I saw the tower and was surprised (looks around)

Kitty: I'll knock on the door with my paw,
Whose, tell me, is this tower?

Heroes in the tower: I am Kolobok - ruddy side,
I am Grandma Yozhka-laughing. Well, who are you, answer!

Cat. And I'm a purring cat.
I can live with you!

Kolobok and Baba Yaga. The three of us will be friends!
The cat enters the mansion

Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Here from the thicket, from the thick
A forest man came out...
(Lesovik comes out to the music)

Lesovik. I am thirsty! I wish I could drink some water! (I saw a tower)
What a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field?
Let me come closer... (hears singing and laughter)
Cheerful laughter can be heard in the house.
I'll knock on the door...
Whose, tell me, is this tower?

- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
Well, who are you?
Lesovik. I’m a cool guy, Lesovichok.

Heroes. So come live with us.
Lesovichok enters the little mansion.

Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
A mouse ran past
(the mouse runs out to the music)
I saw a tower in the field.
There was a soft knock on the door
Mouse. Who lives there in the mansion?
Is he dancing and singing there?

The heroes take turns peeking out from behind the door:
- Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side!
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
-And Lesovichok is a cool guy!
Well, who are you?
Mouse. And I’m a little mouse, let me live with you.

Heroes. No no no
What mice!?
There is no place for mice in the house!

Ved. The mouse became sad and began to cry.
But suddenly Teremok turned on its right side
And said:
Teremok. Shame on you, friends!
Prejudice is nonsense!
Mouse is a cute little animal!
Let her go!

The heroes felt ashamed(they leave the house and calm the mouse)
Let's let you in, Little Mouse,
We are now one family.
In our wonderful little house,
We will sing, we will dance, we will dance.

Everyone dances together.

Ved. That's the end of the fairy tales,
and whoever listened - well done!
Let's applaud our heroes.