Male terminology. Men's words incomprehensible to women

02.02.2017 02.03.2017 by Mnogoto4ka

There are words that a man says millions of times in his life. They do not think for a second, but every day, and sometimes several times a day, they want a woman, a car, food, go to the bathhouse, but the words “love”, “work”, “family” are not so often pronounced. So, the 10 most popular male words are in front of you.

Real men gather here and frank conversations are conducted. 100 out of 100 girls answered the question “Would you like to hear what men are talking about in the bathhouse?” They answered “Yes, of course!”. Bath for a man is a symbol of freedom from social status, tie, daily duties. Let's go back to the statistics - 174 out of 200 men surveyed have never ordered call girls to the bathhouse.

The foamy drink is designed specifically for men. Although statistics show that here women are almost catching up with us. For example, Catherine II greatly respected beer with a cold boiled tongue with horseradish. For a man, beer is a drink of relaxation after a hard day's work. As a rule, on weekends and on holidays we prefer stronger drinks. Beer relieves fatigue and replenishes fluid loss in the heat. “Male” conversations go very well with beer. Beer is bought in barrels for a trip to the bathhouse or outings into nature. Beer for a man is not only a pleasant drink, but also a medicine. Beer kills the causative agent of gastritis and stomach ulcers "Helicobacter pylori", protects the prostate gland from inflammation, increases the body's resistance to oncological processes, reducing the risk of cancer by 2-3 times. All these useful properties are manifested if you drink beer in moderation - 2.3 bottles per week.

A real man respects him. For some of us, sport is daily hiking in gym or a morning jog, for others, watching the next football or hockey game on TV. Every man at least once in his life pulled himself up, or did push-ups. And if not in conscious life, then at school they taught this for sure. It is simply necessary for a man to go in for sports - it has been proven by scientists. Of course, if you want to forget about laughter at 45 and sleep with an open window, then you can not think about a morning run and a gym.

It can be a hobby, entertainment or a way to earn money. 1987 men out of 2000 respondents went fishing with their father, friend, colleague at least once in their lives. Only 349 of the same two thousand were on the hunt. A man strives for a fishing trip as an opportunity for a short rest and solitude from home problems and office bustle. Let's go back to the statistics - 183 men out of 200 will never invite their girlfriend to go fishing. Even if you are deeply in love. Fishing rod, mormyshka, bloodworm and drill - a sacrament in which outsiders cannot be initiated. After all, men should have secrets too.

You can be friends with him since childhood or talk and become family in one evening. With a friend and the sea knee-deep. Watch football, pick up winter tires, push a car, pick up a child from kindergarten or to calm a jealous wife. Yes, a true friend is a great excuse for a family. And why is the wife perplexed that you are taking your friend’s wife to the hospital for the third time in a year and cannot return before she gives birth? Perhaps you find in a friend what is missing in your woman.

You can spend hours polishing door handles with a cloth and wiping mirrors, affectionately calling the iron horse “Dusenka” and sitting with her for hours in the garage with a bottle of beer. A car for a man is not a material object, it is something that has the characteristics of a living being. He is offended, sick, can be capricious. The car is a kind of house on wheels, in which a man is closed on all sides, and this gives him a sense of security from the outside world and allows him to relax.

Every man loves to eat. Do not feed bread, but give a bowl of soup and a piece of meat with a side dish. Nothing unites a man and a woman like eating together - breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even laughter is not a competitor here. Spa ** a man consists mainly of protein, which means that you need to eat meat.

Fine

Man's excuse of all times and peoples. A man says the word “normal” in a year ten times more often than “good”, and hundreds of times more often than “bad”. On average, a man pronounces this word 3-4 times a day, which in fact does not mean anything. It is sometimes very difficult for the interlocutor to understand from this one word how the conversation partner is set up or what he thinks.

Abracadabra

Female translation:

1. Entries in the husband's work papers

2. Baba Yaga spell

3. Can be used to refer to some reptiles - frogs, snakes, etc.

Male translation:

1.Magic formula, mysterious word to which was attributed miraculous power.

2. An incomprehensible set of words, nonsense.

3. List of products compiled by the wife.

Prudence

Female translation: completely incomprehensible word. Usually used by men who want the strange.

Male translation: prudence, thoughtfulness in actions.

small bottle

Female translation: a game where everyone kisses.

Male translation: capacity. Possibly with a hot drink.

Female translation: women's favorite room. The bathroom is used for:

a) maintaining beauty (here you can find about 437 things, the name and order of application of which a woman knows as a multiplication table);

b) auto-training, relaxing procedures, telephone conversations and other vital actions.

Male translation: place to maintain the absence of stubble on the face. In the bathroom, a man identifies 5 items (toothbrush, razor, soap, shaving foam, towel). The man has no idea about the remaining 437 items in the bathroom.

Female translation: the time of the year when feelings are aggravated (see Feelings), the number of flowers increases (see Flowers), birds fly. In the spring you can change winter clothes to a lighter one, and even better - to completely renew your wardrobe. Spring is the best time to change your hairstyle and start your diet.

Male translation: season between winter and summer.

Female translation: limited time - not later than half an hour, but not earlier than five minutes after the appointed time.

Male translation:

1. (working) strictly at the appointed time or a little earlier. For example, "Go home on time."

3. (friend) just by the way; at the right time. For example: "Honey, what a time you came! Make us something to eat, please..."

Female translation: an estimated value depending on the mood, as well as on the time spent on putting oneself in order. Time is measured in "years".

Male translation: number of years since birth.

Female translation: unpleasant sucking "under the spoon", which usually occurs between breakfast and lunch, lunch and dinner. To get rid of it, it is recommended to eat non-calorie cottage cheese, muesli or an apple.

Male translation: desire is, usually strong. For deliverance - if no one has yet cooked much tasty food- suitable dumplings or scrambled eggs.

Female translation: what a woman turns into when a real gentleman is next to her.

Male translation: 1. map. The playing deck usually includes four queens of different suits.

2. prudish woman.

Gentleman

Female translation: well-bred, impeccably dressed man. The gentleman is pleasant in communication, fulfills any desires of a woman.

Male translation: a prim man, as a rule, of English origin.

Female translation: 1. a sad state when you can not eat anything tasty. An extreme measure, which is resorted to in order to improve the figure.

2. the name of the grocery store that sells meal replacements for dieters

Male translation: 1. a specially formulated diet. For example, the protein diet practiced by bodybuilders during the recruitment period muscle mass.

2. typically female way of self-torture; religious rite. Followers of diets believe that prolonged stress caused by malnutrition improves the figure and complexion.

Women's logic

Female translation: a form of thinking that allows you to find a logical way out of any situation. Women's logic is clear to all women. Men are not able to understand and use it because of the wrong perception of the world.

Male translation: a set of the most non-standard and unthinkable solutions.

Woman's happiness

Female translation: an indescribable state of euphoria, understandable only to women. Every woman has an individual shade of happiness. The prerequisites for its occurrence can be different, for example, a new subscription to the spa, gaining financial independence, being cute nearby, updating your wardrobe, etc.

Male translation: an abstract concept invented by women to justify their many hours of telephone conversations and useless purchases.

Walk

Female translation: small romantic trip down a sunny street, accompanied by buying flowers, exchanging tender glances and holding hands.

Male translation: a small pedestrian crossing in places with undeveloped transport support.

Reasons for misunderstanding

Men's speech is dominated by words with a clearly defined meaning, their speech is informative, straightforward, full of facts, figures and logical conclusions. Since men talk primarily about objects and actions, their vocabulary is dominated by verbs and nouns. The words “normal”, “cute”, “like” from the lips of men are quite emotionally expressed praise. So take it for granted and do not demand excessive eloquence and emotionality from men. Yes, and you are unlikely to wait for this: it’s not like a man!

And women mostly “speak with emotions” and about emotions. That is why, according to researchers, there are so many adjectives and adverbs in the women's dictionary. Women's speech is emotional, much more important is not the words themselves, but the intonation with which they are pronounced. In order to be understood by men, women must restrain their emotional outbursts, even if emotions overwhelm them.

Prepared based on materials from community.lingvo.ru.

Sometimes it seems that a man and a woman are inhabitants of different planets, between whom there will never be complete understanding, but at the same time they are drawn to each other. There is an opinion that the fair sex is mysterious, therefore their soul mates cannot understand them.

So it is, men quite often do not know how to act in any situation, so as not to offend and upset a weak and defenseless creature. Women, on the contrary, think that they know men very well, so they can control them as they see fit. But actually it is not. There are 20 things women don't know men.

What Women Don't Know About Men

1. They have feelings. They, like the fair sex, cry and laugh, grieve and rejoice. We must take note of this and treat men the way we would like them to treat us. Do not assume that they are thick-skinned creatures that do not need support in difficult times.
2. They get angry when they are denied. In most cases, when a woman refuses a man, she accompanies her refusal with the phrase "Let's be friends." Hearing this is not very pleasant, so you should not be surprised if a man suddenly disappears. He is ashamed and bitter that he was rejected! Advice to the fair sex: you should not tell everyone that you acted honestly, but he is just a dull-witted nonentity.
3. They also like to be fashionable and stylish. But only this desire is not as pronounced as that of the fair sex. In a word, if for a woman fashionable things are a way of conquest, then a man needs them first of all to cover up nudity.
4. They don't care what you choose to wear. When a woman, standing at a hanger with dresses, asks a man which one suits her best, he simply does not know. And this is true, since he does not understand either the types of figure, or fashion, or prices. All dresses are the same for him. Therefore, he, honestly, does not care what his woman chooses in the end.
5. They need privacy. But not just to be with another woman or friends. No, and no again, they sincerely dream of being alone to lie under the TV or play video games. They are the same creatures as women who also need personal time.
6. Men can call each other the most nasty words, but at the same time be the most loyal friends. There is no such thing in female friendship, as there will be insults and scandals right there.
7. They like to be in silence with their woman. If he is silent, being next to his beloved, this does not mean that he is offended. This means that he just wants to be quiet.
8. They are afraid of the first date. Men are just as worried before a first date as women, just don't show it. Therefore, you need to be more patient with their mistakes.
9. They love compliments. Nothing makes them happier than saying they smell great, look awesome, or are stylish. This boosts their self-esteem a lot, so they need to be complimented just as often as women.
10. They get annoyed when they are advised. Moreover, this applies to everything - how to connect a computer (often they don’t even use the instructions), how to properly dilute the paint with drying oil and, of course, how to behave with the wife’s relatives. Therefore, do not annoy him with recommendations and advice.
11. They don't like being beaten. Many girls love to beat their boyfriends as a joke. Often they do not calculate their strength and do it quite painfully. Of course, a man will not show his mind, he will laugh, but in his soul the thought may arise that if there was a guy in the place of the girl, he would definitely answer him the same.
12. Men can fight and immediately become friends. Women can't do that. It is even impossible to imagine that the girls, who pulled out each other's hair, then hugged and kissed.
13. They rarely hear women. The fair sex can spend hours telling their beloved about what happened to them during the day, but if he is not interested, he simply turns off. And you shouldn't blame him for that.
14. They can't read minds. Therefore, women need to talk about their problem. A man cannot understand hints, cannot see glances, and as for attention to the intonation of spoken words, then here they are deaf and indifferent.
15. They do not see what lies nearby. Many women get nervous when their significant other cannot find, for example, lunch on the middle shelf of the refrigerator, but finds crackers lying on top of the cabinet. This can only be explained by the fact that the fair sex has developed peripheral vision, so they see and notice everything around them, while men have tunnel vision, because they are hunters in life. So they find high-lying food, and not standing at eye level.
16. They are always focused on one thing. Therefore, women should not be offended that their man cannot repair, speak and hear the cry of a fallen child at the same time, as she does. It's just that opposite sexes have different brains.
17. A man rarely talks about his problems. He just keeps quiet or watches TV, so he disconnects from the troubles that have piled up. As soon as he calms down, he will immediately begin to look for a solution on his own, without asking for advice from friends, parents or a soulmate, as a woman usually does.
18. They only remember what's important. Therefore, you should not swear at a man for forgetting to put a hat or scarf on a child, letting him go outside. He just remembers the request to let the child go for a walk, all other recommendations immediately flew out of his head.
19. They express their feelings through actions, not words. If a man floods you with flowers, gifts, comes at any request, then it is worth recognizing the fact that he loves the chosen one, even if he has never confessed his love.
20. They will never give up a career for the sake of feelings. Since, first of all, they think about how to provide a decent life for themselves and their loved ones. Therefore, you should not be surprised when a man leaves for another city, where he can receive more money instead of staying close to the one you love.

Yes, a man and a woman are different, but if they love each other, they will always find a compromise in order to live in peace and harmony!

We consider the representatives of the stronger sex to be smart, serious and responsible people, and they are. However, there are things that sometimes make women smile. Men sincerely do not understand why a woman needs a lot of brushes and what kind of incomprehensible forceps a lady uses to raise her eyelashes.

We learned from men the meaning of typical female words. For interest, we asked the same questions to representatives of the stronger sex of different ages.

They had to define the words:

Artur Fechishchev, lead singer of the Rodnopolis group, 27 years old

I am engaged in film production, so there are a lot of borrowed words in my speech. But these are mostly job-related terms. I'm fine with foreigners slang words, they make the conversation more fun, but everything is good in moderation.

• Brashing is some kind of cosmetic novelty.
• Cuffs - I'm assuming it's an African film festival.
• Sponge - something from the "cotton" family.
• Cuticles are nasty things on the fingers.
• Shugaring - honey hair removal.
• Sequins are shiny circles on inexpensive clothes.
• Louboutins are shoes worth three of a teacher's salary.

Alexey Vshivtsev, saxophonist, 31 years old

I am quite tolerant of using foreign words in speech, because sometimes Russian words are not enough to explain some thing. For example, shopping. This is not just a trip to the store for girls, it is a whole ritual with its own rules.

• Brushing - probably from the word "brush" (brush) - a device for cleaning the body.
• Cuffs - I have no idea, I can assume that these are boots.
• Sponge - probably from English word"sponge", let it be a sponge for the legs after epilation.
• Cuticle - something near the fingers. It's probably the burrs on the fingers.
• Shugaring - from the English word "sugar". Most likely, this is a bright lipstick with a sweet taste.
• Sequins. I can't guess what it is. Let there be small earrings.
• Louboutins are high heels.

Ilya Berdinskikh, programmer, 22 years old

I am a programmer and also a capoeira coach. All the exercises are in Portuguese, I can say that I often use words from other languages. I don't see anything wrong with that.

• Brushing - I don’t know what it is, but I think something is connected with the head or hair.
• Cuffs are like Louboutins, only not red.
• A sponge is a makeup sponge.
• Cuticle - dry skin near the nails, which is removed.
• Sugaring is the removal of vegetation with wax strips.
• Sequins are circles on handbags and dresses for children 14-16 years old.
• Louboutins are like cuffs, only at the bottom with red fabric or varnish.
• Sponge is a makeup sponge

, 57 years old

I'm more used to expressing my thoughts on canvas than in words. The use of foreign words in Russian speech is an inevitable process. Still globalization.

• Brushing is something related to hair.
• Sponge - a sponge for applying foundation.
• Cuticle - well, everyone knows that. This is part of the nail, or rather the skin below.
• Sequins are, of course, rhinestones on a T-shirt or dress.
• Cuffs - I can guess, of course, maybe some slippers or knitted leggings.
• Sugaring is depilation with sugar syrup, for sure.
• Louboutins are the most famous brand women's shoes, with red soles.

Expert opinion. Foreign words have entered our lives so tightly that we don’t even think about the fact that this or that word came to us from abroad. According to experts, this process of synthesis cannot be stopped.

it natural state exchange. We can't do without him. Nobody thinks now that the words globe, lecture and pencil came to us from other languages. Everything needs to be used appropriately. For example, we can do without such words as consensus or casting, replacing them with consent and selection, - Antonina Bochkareva, Candidate of Philology, said.

You have probably tried to learn English, French or German, but no language compares to the language of women. Most researchers agree that the most obscure thing than the language of women can only be division by zero. "Do not get your hopes up.

Don't even try. I'm not interested in this ”- do you think that after these words you should just give up and give up all attempts? But no! Any lady will tell you that in the language of women it meant quite the opposite. Here are 25 typical female phrases that men don't understand at all.

25. "Nothing"

Do you think nothing happened and there is no problem? Just the opposite! You'd better understand what exactly happened.

24. "Does this dress make me look fat?"

The most accurate translation is "Do you really think I'm scary?", and the best answer is categorically: "No, you are!"

23. "Go On"

It is completely wrong to take this as permission. In fact, it is always a challenge. Better don't do it.

22. "No"

Does it mean "No. Is always.

21. "Yes"

In most cases, this also means no. There are exceptions, but they are very difficult to recognize.

20. "Maybe"

This is also not. Don't even hope.

19. "Wouldn't it be nice if..."

Anything following "if" should be taken as an unconditional order.

18. "Fine"

She ran out of arguments, but you lost.

17. "Well, well"

Everything is not good at all. She just needs time to come up with a punishment for you.

16. "Are you listening to me?!"

You are not listening. And you hit. You can't hide from it.

15. "It's up to you"

If you think that this means your freedom of choice, then you are deeply mistaken. best translation it could be: "It's up to you ... to make the only right choice that I know about, but I'm not going to tell you, because you should already understand everything." If you make a mistake, you will receive in response "Well, well" (No. 17)

14. Heavy sigh

You may not think about it, but it's actually a whole phrase that can be translated as "I can't believe I have to stand here and endure your stupidity!"

13. "Five minutes!"

This is not five astronomical minutes at all, but a certain amount of time, the duration of which depends on the context. If she gets dressed, then it's about 30-40 minutes. If you are watching TV, then it is a few seconds. Accompanies the expression "Why do you sit and watch TV instead of doing something useful?"

12. "I don't care!"

The same as “Well, well, only much worse. Used together with the phrase "Are you listening to me?!"

11. "Thank you"

It just means "thank you". You should answer: "Please."

10. "Thank you very much"

The difference is almost imperceptible, but in fact it is the exact opposite of the expression "Thank you." Never say "Please" or you'll hear "I don't care!"

9. "Don't worry about it"

This means that she asked you to do something, perhaps even more than once, and now she will do it herself. Any questioning on your part will most likely cause only a heavy sigh from her (#14).

8. "We can go anywhere you want"

In most cases, this means: "You'd better choose my favorite restaurant."

7. "We need to talk"

Everything. You're finished.

6. "What are you doing?"

No, this is not a question at all. It's almost a statement: "You're doing it wrong!"

5. "You have to do it now?"

This is also not a question. This means immediately stop all activities and prepare for further orders.

4. "You need to learn how to communicate"

"Communicate" means "Agree with me".

3. "I'm not offended!"

No, she was offended, and very much so.

2. "We need..."

It means she wants...

1. "I don't want to talk about it"

The judgment is final and not subject to appeal. She wants you to leave because she is still looking for evidence against you.

The language of women, of course, is not limited to these words and expressions. Perhaps, for a deeper understanding of the beautiful half of humanity, you will need to conduct a whole linguistic study. However, we hope that a selection of key phrases will help you figure out what a woman really wants.