Scenario of the grand opening of the concert for the day of the teacher. Festive concert for Teacher's Day at school

Festive concert dedicated to Teacher's Day 2014

(01. Background music) On an autumn day, when at the threshold

The cold is already breathing

The school celebrates Teacher's Day -

The holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.

Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart

In these sounds that are dear to us.

Everything related to youth, childhood,

We owe it to teachers.

1 presenter: Teacher's Day is a special holiday, because every person celebrates it today, no matter who he is: a miner, doctor, musician, economist, pilot, programmer or president of the country. And no wonder, because, first of all, he is someone's former student!

Lead 2: Everyone remembers their favorite teachers all their lives, which means that no one remains indifferent to this holiday today! How many good faces will come to life in the memory of people today, how many native voices will sound!

Each of us is ready to give you

A thousand kind and affectionate words

From your yesterdays

From your current

From tomorrow's students.

Today, on behalf of our happy youth...

On behalf of our sonorous childhood

We all say thank you together!

Thank you! Thank you!

02. "My good teacher"

Vedas 1: There is a strange profession, however,

Loving children, not very good

And rejoice together, cry

To engage in their upbringing, by the way.

Vedas 2: Teacher is a delicate job

He is a sculptor, he is an artist, he is a creator

Shouldn't be wrong one iota

After all, man is his crown of labor

Vedas 1: It's hard to love work these days.

And such work will captivate a few,

But it's just impossible to refuse.

From the road chosen by fate for you.

Vedas 2: And your work, no doubt

Believe me, the name will not change.

And this is the main thing, perhaps, a hobby,

All because your calling is in it.

IN 2. And today your students have prepared wonderful congratulations for you,
touching and funny. We hope that they will delight you this autumn
day and you will remember for a long time.
IN 1. Well, on this stage comes03. Shaforostova Darina with the song "Gnomiki"
IN 1. And now we would like to invite here the head of our friendly
a team of teachers - director of the school Ganzyuk Olga Nikolaevna
(A word for congratulations to the principal of the school)

Dear Olga Nikolaevna, we want to break the tradition and ask you a few questions (to interview:

Everyone has a motto when achieving their goal. Name yours.
- You decided to take on this difficult burden - to become a director,

Do you consider yourself brave?
- Tell me, please, do you enjoy going to work?
How do you manage to stay in such great shape?
- If a magician appeared now, what cherished desire, you

would you be asked to do it?(Director answers)
- This is the director of a team of teachers and students of the boarding school.

IN 2. We thank you on behalf of all those present, and, of course,
we have not forgotten that this is your holiday. (give flowers).
We sincerely congratulate you on him and wish, no matter what,
continue to proudly carry high rank Teachers.
IN 1. And again, it's time to evaluate the creativity of your students. Meet:04.Chernat Nikita "Hussars"

Today, on this festive autumn day, two ships met in the vast expanses of the ocean of Life. The ship "Brave" in the ocean of life met with the ship "Admiral".

The crew of the "Admiral" is formed from teachers - veterans of pedagogical work.

The crew of the "Brave" - ​​young, purposeful teachers, those who came to the school to give knowledge, to sow reasonable, kind, eternal!

Today, the crews of the ships "Admiral" and "Courageous" are going on a festive cruise, where they all expect meetings, memories and, of course, good mood.

05. "Song of a good mood"

If you are sometimes sad and sad,

If someone is naughty in class,

It's not on purpose or on purpose.

It's just that cheerful energy is seething in us

So let's get all excited

Let's forget this time

And good mood

Won't leave you anymore

If we don't answer well in class

If we forget to learn formulas

We also get what we deserve

Now, I think the time has come for the election of captains on every ship.

A teacher, a veteran of pedagogical work, who has won the love and respect of many generations of graduates, becomes the captain of the Admiral ship…………

A young, talented teacher becomes the captain of the ship “Brave”…………

Bring captains' ties!

(ties are brought in to the music of the song "Captains")

Captains have been appointed, fleets are in full force. Happy sailing! Seven feet under the keel!

06. Song "School connected us"
Forget this day
No one needs an argument
Don't lecture me
Teacher, it's useless.



Chorus:
The school connected us all


We will not be separated - no.

I have forgotten everything we have been taught for so many years.
Am I on my own
I can't find all the answers.
I'm running away from classes with friends again,
What makes me do this, I don't know
But I cannot remain without knowledge.
Chorus:
The school connected us all
The second home for all of us has become
I repeat all the persuasion in response 2 times
We will not be separated - no.

How I envy to some extent the crews of the ships!

Why? Tell everyone!

Well, Firstly, because there are honored artists on these ships!

Artists? You don't confuse anything?

Not! I am telling the truth. A good teacher must be an artist. Then he will be able to find an approach to each student, to interest him, to instill love for his subject.

So every teacher is creative person?

Of course! Let's do a test on Creative skills, the more we stick to the pier with the name "Pedagogical creativity"(fun contests)

We want to invite you to guess the words encrypted in our explanations. We have encoded the qualities and feelings so necessary for every teacher.

Question for the Brave team. This happens a lot when you play the piano. You play, you play... And all sorts of thoughts come to your head. About the street fashionable dresses, shoes ... And she often comes to the lazy and the inventor, even when he is in class.(fantasy)

Question to the Admiral team. When it is bad in monkeys, they begin to throw bananas. And whales are always good, because they live in the sea, and the sea is always good..(mood)

Question for the Brave team. Students need it to go to school. And teachers to teach lessons for restless students.(patience)

Question to the Admiral team. Most of it is in dogs. She needs friendship and love.(loyalty)

Question for the Brave team. Psychics and some people have it. And even our teachers, because they somehow guess about the lessons we have not learned.(telepathy)

Question to the Admiral team. And this is necessary for every woman. Women without this quality do not walk well, shuffle their feet, stomp loudly. In general, they behave somehow cheekily. And most importantly, without this it is impossible to flirt.(grace)

Question for the Brave team. There is almost nothing that the teacher does not know. He can understand any language, communicate with any foreigner. So we want to offer you proverbs from different peoples, and you will answer us with a Russian proverb. For example, an Arabic proverb says: “I ran from the rain, got caught in a downpour”, and the Russian one says “From the fire to the frying pan”.

So, the Finnish proverb for the Admiral team is “He who asks will not get lost”("Language will bring to Kyiv")

Gypsy proverb for the Courageous team "Where there are no fruit trees, beetroot will pass for an orange"("On lack of fish and cancer fish")

Czech proverb for the team "Admiral" "A scalded rooster runs away from the rain"("Burned in milk, blowing on the water")

Vietnamese proverb for the "Courageous" team "A leisurely elephant reaches its goal earlier than a frisky stallion"("The quieter you go, the further you'll get")

Indonesian proverb for the Admiral team “The squirrel jumps very briskly, sometimes breaks down”("A horse with four legs and he stumbles")

We have no doubt that you will cope with this task. The hero of the following poem was convinced that the teacher should not be ingenious.

07. Churakova Anna "Note"

Our ships entered a calm bay called "Bay of Respect"

For several decades now, the ocean of "Life" has been plowed by the ship "Admiral", on board of which there are wise, experienced, gray-haired teachers. Not a single storm of inflation, not a single gusty wind of innovations forced the Admiral to turn off the intended path.

Many of the Admiral's crew went ashore, but their souls are still on this ship, not in the hearts of their crew, their crew. The school remembers them and expresses its love and respect to them.

You know the special paths to each child's soul and willingly share your vast experience with young people. We dedicate these lines to you.

The job of a teacher is not easy
The work of a teacher is honorable.
Who leads us on the roads
Who is always taking care of us?
Well, of course he is a teacher!
And we are grateful to him.
Can you just tell us
Become a veteran teacher?
We ourselves know the answer
It's been twenty years now
Helping the young
To make it easier for them
The veterans are on their way.
Those who before early
I hurried to school every day
Who great life lived
Who has seen a lot in life,
Who has been a teacher all his life.
Kindness, care, help -
You will not remember all their merits!

It's boring for them to sit idle,
Here to support firmly, boldly,
Someone will be scolded there
Don't get old - don't want to!
We are from all the troublesome guys,
And from our dads and moms,
We want to wish again
You returned to school with us.
Don't work, just visit
On a holiday, on weekdays and so simple,
See how we grow
How we play, how we live.
Don't get old, don't get sick
Be young, have fun
Like children, stand in a circle
Take your friends by the hand.
Let your gray hairs shine
All the same, you are not more beautiful,
Because kindness
Cancels age!

08. Presentation for veterans.

Education in our school has rich roots, wonderful good traditions that need to be protected and multiplied. You can be calm, because your shift did not let you down.

Dear captain of the ship "Admiral", entrust the steering wheel to your young colleague - the captain of the ship "Courageous".

Who said ditty like,

These days it is no longer in fashion.

And is it a matter of fashion,

If people love them.

09. Chastushki

exemplary girls,

We can sing or dance

And today you are about school,

We are happy to tell you everything.

Old school building

They have been teaching here for years.

But gathered here cheerful,

Reckless, dashing people.

Corridors in our school -

At least appoint tournaments.

Don't stand in the hallway

You will be dropped randomly.

We will not be about marks

Here today to remember

But we owe the teacher

Give an order for patience.

Here we are given knowledge

Very comprehensive

Breathe our air

You become more educated.

Teacher's day today

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.

Be cheerful, healthy

Oh, good and kind.

Teacher! This wonderful word accompanies us all our lives, because a person, as soon as he is born, immediately begins to learn.
2. Learns to hold the head and back, sit, stand, hold a spoon and a cup, dress and undress.
3. He learns to sit at the table to speak and walk, and his mother becomes his first teacher.
4. And then the baby gets into Kindergarten. And he is already accompanied by mentors and educators. They teach the same thing, but more deeply and consistently. Thoughtful and methodical.
5. And now ... There is one magical threshold in life that no one can cross indifferently. This is the threshold of the school. Even if a person is already old, he still crosses the school threshold not without timidity. And having stepped over, he will immediately remember his sonorous school childhood, about teachers.

Do you remember: everything was around
A sea of ​​colors and sounds?
From warm mother's hands
The teacher took your hand.
7. He took you to first grade
Solemn and respectful
Your hand and now
In the hand of your teacher.

8. The pages of books turn yellow,
Change the name of the river
But you are his student.
Then and now forever.
9. And if you are big in life -
Willingly or unwittingly -
You will twist your soul
It will hurt him a lot.
10. And if in a harsh hour

You stand like a man

A smile spills from your eyes

Rays of good wrinkles.

11. Give in the fresh breeze

Brighter for her to flare up ...

From warm mother's hands

Master took your heart!

10. Song "City Flowers"
Outside the window, autumn lays a carpet of leaves,
And flocks of birds fly south
So it has been on earth for a long time -
A teacher is a mentor and a friend.
Maybe for study grades sometimes,
The kids are not so good.
The teacher understands - his calling -
Education of a young soul!
Chorus:
The teacher is the student, the teacher is the student,
our strong friendship knows no end.
The teacher is the student, the teacher is the student,
May our hearts always beat in unison.
Teacher-student, teacher-student,
May our hearts always beat in unison.
The teacher is always in search, always in work,
and there is no more important profession
And thanks to our children
We want to tell you as soon as possible.
Because Happy Teacher's Day you from the bottom of my heart
Today we came to congratulate
And for everything we want to say thank you,
Bow down to the ground for all of you.
Chorus.
12. Strict and affectionate ...
13. Wise and sensitive ...
14. Those who have gray hair at the temples ...
15. For those who have recently left the walls of the institute ...
16. Those who, having told us the secrets of discoveries,
teaches in work to achieve victories ...
17. To all who have a proud name - Teacher ...
18. Together: Our grateful, warm greetings!

11. Song "Friendship"
When with a simple and gentle look
Teachers look at us
Extraordinary color pattern
Suddenly the sky and earth bloom
Fun hour and pain of separation
Today we share friends
Let's shake hands
And on a long journey for many years.
We love you and no words are needed
To repeat it all again
And our tenderness and our friendship
We will carry through the years like love

- Dear teachers! You are Pathfinders and Artists of Life.

- You are the Refuge of Childhood and the Cradle of Humanity.

- You are the smile of the Future and the Torch of the Present.

- You are teachers from God and Creators of the Beautiful!

Attention! The ships landed at the Surprise pier.

And now the concert, prepared with love by our students, continues for you.

12. "My paper dove" duet Davydova Olga and Viger Anastasia

13. "Change" is read by a student of 2-A class Tsyapa Artem

14. Violetta Klimenko sings “Two Birches”

15. "Pedagogical Council" sings Dmitry Koinash

16. "Char-z і lol" sings Mlanya Steshina

17. "My life, my love" Olga Konshena

Amazing this house is a school! Here everything is mixed up: childhood and maturity, youth and romance, science and art, dreams and real life. In this house, joy and tears, meetings and partings.

People who once came here at the call of their hearts will never leave this house forever boiling with passions, because someone very accurately once called the school "the sweet life."

Dear colleagues, let it be so that in your life
bright, kind, you were always surrounded by children, like flowers,
So that the school is a reliable marina for everyone -
Happy, bright, full of kindness!

21. Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
22. You are always a source of light for us,
And the guys are all, as if by agreement,
They bring you beautiful bouquets.
And for them the radiance of your eyes -
Best reward for hard work
Better than any of the accolades.
23. And they have one desire:
Just to bring joy to you.
For your sincere smile
And the student, and each student,
Instantly correct all his mistakes
And will not repeat them in the future.
24. You carry the torch of knowledge for them,
The one that never goes out
May your wishes come true
Let trouble not visit your house!

Petya and I were walking home from school,
Carried a deuce - that's a shame!
And a friend said: “To become cheerful,
You have to see the positive here!”

Where can you find such a wonder?
I didn't get any positive...
Tell me, is he ugly or handsome?
I have never met him!

You're a freak, brother! After all, he is everywhere!
For example, a deuce will happen,
But I will not be sad about that, -
After all, someone has a unit!

Yes, that's right! There is a deuce in the portfolio ...
But if you think positively,
She is the ONE of everything!
You can't dismiss us for this!

Do you understand? Do not be sad in vain!
There is good in bad!
After all, living in the world is so wonderful!
Everything will definitely work out!

Look! huge crow
Above us in the sky circled!
- Hurry down under the maple branch!
She digested the food!

- Oh oh! Spot! Here is a bad day!
The suit is dirty! How disgusting...
- The jacket, for sure, will buy a new one,
And this is very positive!

Well! Let's go play football
I see the players on the field!
We are unlikely to get bored with them,
And we will find positive in football!

Throw, pass! The glasses are broken!
What a pity ... But the goal was scored beautifully!
- But we are even with the enemy!
And then a lot of positive!

My palm was hit with a ball,
And the finger aches constantly ...
- But you for two weeks
Get rid of the piano!

The day has passed. They were waiting for us in briefcases
Preposition, verb, infinitives...
And we all breathed air
And found positive...

We were looking for a positive all day, -
Arrived home around 6...
And then dads showed us
That there are negatives too.

(T. Varlamova)

Turn

"Change, change!" -
The call is pouring.
Vova will certainly be the first
Flies over the threshold.

Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked down.

Is it Vova
Dozing the whole lesson?

Is this Vova
Five minutes ago not a word
Couldn't tell at the blackboard?

If he is, then surely
Big change with him!
Do not keep up with Vova!
Look how bad he is!

He made it in five minutes
Do a bunch of stuff:

He set up three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
rolled somersault,
I sat on the railing,
Famously plopped down from the railing,
The slap received

On the move gave someone change,
Asked to write off tasks, -
In a word, he did everything he could!
Well, here comes the call again...
Vova trudges into class again.
Poor! There is no face on it!

“Nothing,” Vova sighs, “
Let's have a rest during the lesson!
(B. Zakhoder)

*****

Semyonov sent me a note: "Cow",
And I wrote: "Semenov is a goat!"
He is a new word, I am a new word.
But then the teacher just approached us.

Pal Palych scolded us not very severely,
But he only said, leading out of the threshold:
- As soon as you turn into people again,
Then come back to class!

Nikolai Krasilnikov

(development of the class teacher of the 5th grade Plaskin A.G.)

The hall is decorated with wall newspapers, balloons.

Leadingout to the audience.

Leading1. Hello, dear teachers, veterans of pedagogical work, students and guests of our holiday.

Host 2:Today is an unusual day! Today is an amazing day! It is a holiday today!!!

Glad! Long awaited! Today is Teacher's Day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Presenter 1:Lovely teachers. We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday - Teacher's Day!

Let autumn be in the yard for a whole month,

Today it suddenly blew in the spring,

Flowers bloom today in every heart:

Teacher - today is your holiday.

Lead 2:

My friends! Friends of my friends

There is no holiday more worthy and beautiful!

We honor our teachers whom he knows

She loves school!

We love you strictness, simplicity,

For knowledge, for humor, for skill,

For human kindness

For your selfless burning!

Congratulations! Earth bow to you!

All good songs are sung to you.

And together with you like a wunison,

The hearts of the guys are beating so selflessly!

Presenter 1: Our dear teachers, for you a sketch from students in grade 7

Lenochka : Hello!

Vovochka: Len, oh Len!

Lenochka :What do you want?

Little Johnny :What are you doing?

Lenochka : Lessons, of course!

It’s like you don’t know that tomorrow is a lot of work!

Once, Vovka, I have to talk to you.

For me, the Russian exercise has not been completed and the verses have not yet been learned

Little Johnny : Yes, a godly exercise and with poetry too!

Lenochka :Why?

Little Johnny : You forgot - tomorrow is Teacher's Day! Teachers will all be kind, kind!

Lenochka : Well, in your opinion, you don’t need to learn anything? Do you think they won't?

Little Johnny : Yes, you listen to what I came up with! If they call me to the board, I’ll say that I didn’t sleep all night, I composed congratulations in verse!

Lenochka : Do you think they will?

Little Johnny : Believe, believe!

Lenochka : Do you write poetry? You are able to?

Little Johnny : What is there to know? A couple of rubbish!

Lenochka : I doubt it - you'll get a deuce again!

Little Johnny : But no! Let's meet - you'll see how I can do it!

Lenochka : Well, come on, compose!

Little Johnny :Now…

Lenochka :Well!

Little Johnny :Now…

Lenochka : You said that, it's a couple of trifles.

Little Johnny : Couple, couple! Spoke!

Lenochka : Well, come on, write something about the director,

Little Johnny :Now...

Lenochka : You said it was a trifle.

Little Johnny : Couple, couple! Spoke!

Lenochka : Well, come on, compose something ... About the director.

Little Johnny :Now…

Our director is very nice

And a kind person.

If you came without a shift,

Or late in the morning

Or didn't wash my hands

He will wash your hands

Yes, and the neck at the same time,

And in general will comb you

On the hero's head!

Our director is very nice

And a kind person!

Lenochka : Yes, this one! Yes, you are a real poet!

Host 2:You opened the whole world before us,

And it's impossible to put into words

The love with which we think of you!

You always serve as an example for us

Just like you, we want to become

Health, joy for many years

Let me wish you from the bottom of my heart!

Now we will give the floor to the smallest representatives of our school, primary school students.

BUT! Let's go through the alphabet together
B! We will sing it like a song.
AT! - We'll sing it merrily!
G! Louder than thunder, louder than thunder!
D! - Today is a musical day,
E! - We have vocal talent,
AND! - It was boring to live without knowledge!
3! - Knowledge is our strength!
AND! - And the paths are open,
TO! - Who will make friends with the alphabet.
L! - Horse, llama, lily of the valley, spoon,
M! - Blizzard, subway, matryoshka.
N! - Sky, seine, thread, bride,
O! - Gadfly, cloud, orchestra!
P! - The parrot sings from the notes.
R! - A swarm of bees builds honeycombs.
FROM! - Dragonfly chirps in the garden,
T! - Dachshund paws stomping.
Wu! - Duck listens to records,
F! - Fantu is trying flamingos!
X! - The choir is not bad, the choir has a hearing!
C! - The king of beasts is his support!
Ch! - We honor him, he growls cleanly!
Sh! - He will replace six soloists!
SCH! - The song gives us a generous world.
E! - This day brought us together:
YU! - Comedians, optimists,
I! - Nursery-Sadovski artists.

Song: "Learn at school" (primary grades)

At the end of the song, first-graders run to the teachers and give them air balloons, flowers, fakes ...

Lead 1.For you, the scene "Ryaba Hen" performed by students in grade 5

Presenter 1:Ah, the holiday in our school hall.

We invited all teachers

To say kind words.

And congratulations to all!

Know teachers here in Russia

Source of kindness and strength.

The power of knowledge is given to them all

Know that she is the main thing in life!

They introduce us to the world

When we get to first grade.

On "100" childish "Why?"

Find an answer for you and me

Remember or write down:

All the warmth of your soul

We are given teachers

That's why I love them all!

Who teaches us?

Who is torturing us?

Who gives us knowledge?

This is our school teacher.

Host 2:With you it is clear and bright,

Always warm in my heart

And sorry if on time

The lesson was not learned.

Where to find worthy words

Make it clear without unnecessary phrases,

We are grateful to all of you

That we love you very much!

We heartily congratulate you

And on this holiday we wish

You are friends with the kids

be happy here at school

From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate

All of our teachers.

And we wish you all good health

From pranksters of children!

Presenter 1:For all teachers as a gift - a scene from students in grade 9

Uncle Fedor: I'm off my feet today

How can I go to class?

I lost my pencil case

And Galchonok told me ...

Galchonok: I didn't touch your pencil case.

Matroskin, maybe you saw it somewhere?

Uncle Fedor: I asked the cat sternly:

“Matroskin, didn’t you touch the pencil case?”

Answers me awake...

Matroskin: I am a kitten, not a child

I don't need your pencil case

I didn't write in my notebook!

Would you go to Sharik

I would ask about the loss.

Uncle Fedor: Sharik, my dear friend,

I will give you a pie

Find you my pencil case:

He disappeared somewhere!

Ball: Woof! I'll find him in an instant.

Just answer my question:

Where did you put your nose yesterday?

Where did you go with the pencil case?

There you forgot it!

Uncle Fedor: I drew on the table

The essay was written

I went to visit Pechkin,

And with a cow in the meadow

Solved the problem. Uh-huh!

Cow: Moo! I didn't see the pen.

I lay in the sun

sunbathing, relaxing

Flies neighbor drove away! (Pechkin rings a bell)

Pechkin: Jing la la! Jing la la!

Fedor, it's time for us to go to school.

Uncle Fedor: I lost my pen.

Haven't you seen him, Pechkin?

Pechkin: So I forgot my pencil case:

I wrote congratulations.

He unfolds a roll of wallpaper with a congratulatory inscription: “Congratulations to our beloved teachers!”

Galchonok: Only leaf fall will spin

In the midst of autumn days

Anyone will be happy to congratulate

Your teachers!

Matroskin: Let's sing the song out loud

And congratulations to your favorite teachers!

Host 2:Dear teachers! For you, the song "Birthday" performed by 5th grade students.

1. Let them run clumsily

Five-graders in the puddles:

Children rush to school for a lesson.

Even the rain does not scare

If you are invited to the class

Best friend is our cheerful call.

Chorus: We have matured over the summer

And tired of resting

Everyone grew up, tanned -

Don't know right away.

2. Our books, notebooks

in perfect order

How long can you rest!

It's boring at home!

But school is great.

Chorus: We love to learn everything,

We don't sleep in class

We answer questions:

We all want to know

3. Let them run clumsily

Five-graders in the puddles:

Children rush to school for a lesson.

Congratulate teachers

And leave a memory

What each of us could do.

Chorus: Children are happy to congratulate you,

And believe me: from the heart

We sing and dance to you

Even if they are babies.

Presenter 1:Today at our holiday there are teachers who have given the warmth of their hearts to the students of our school all their lives, and now they are on a well-deserved rest:

Oh, how much sadness in the word "Veteran"!

But how much honor and warmth here!

After all, human honor was given only by labor,

And the best years have passed at school

Host 2:Dear teachers! Dear veterans! May joy and good luck accompany you today, as always.

Presenter 1:For the vassenka "Grandma" performed by girls of the 8th grade.

Two grandmothers come out: one is “cool”, the second is rural

1st: Vovanovna: Are you wearing a gas mask?

2nd: Uneducated: you, Petrovna, this is my make-up, I'm going to a symposium of new Russian attendants! In our yard, on a bench.

1st: Well, I don’t have time to go to symposiums, I need to write an essay for my granddaughter: “ Comparative characteristics Masyanya and Larina Tanya.

2nd: No, the new Russian grandmothers don't take care of their grandchildren! They have shaping, visage, make-up…

1st : No, grandchildren need help, you know how much they ask! Every day I write three essays, but I compose two essays!

2nd: And your granddaughter, a healthy dylda, what does she do?

1st: She has this night library every day.

2nd: And I think that these new Russian children should be kept in a black body

1st: Oh, they are looking at how the grandmothers would sit on the neck!

2nd: Here my granddaughter came yesterday: “Grandma, when will you buy me new shoes?” And I tell her: “When you take down your skis!”

1st: No, I don't regret anything for my granddaughter. As I went to first grade, I bought her felt boots, she has been wearing them for 11 years!

2nd: Would you buy her galoshes!

1st: So, thank you! My granddaughter says to me: “I will grow up, I will enter the veterinary institute, I will treat you, grandmother!”

2nd: Oh, you are a fool, Petrovna, you are a fool! Veterinarian, he treats dog sores! Got the hint?

1st: You yourself are a fool, Vovanovna, a veterinarian, he treats veterans like you and me!

2nd: Nothing!

As they say, in optical sight we look with optimism! Life is just beginning!

Host 2:Teacher's Day is a holiday not only for our teachers, but also for all school employees. Today we say a big thank you to the cooks, technical staff, librarian for good relationship to us. From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate them and wish them happiness, health, and prosperity!

Poem: "Teacher's Day" (Surkova A.-8th grade)

I walk on fallen gold, on gold

And under the feet of puddles fragile glass,

Summer surrenders, gives way to cold,

And in my heart everything is light in spring

Today is a quiet day and exceptionally bright,

And in the waltz the leaves fall on the asphalt.

Today is Teacher's Day

Warm greetings will relieve your stress

Smoothes out fine wrinkles

And with an equally happy expression

The stars of your stern eyes shine.

For work honorable, and sometimes painful

The whole Russian land is grateful to you

The rebellious souls of the guys are the smartest rulers,

I'm sorry if we offended you in any way...

God bless you, God bless you teachers!

Presenter 1:You opened the whole world before us,

We are interested in you every hour,

And it's impossible to put into words

Love, with what we think ovas!

You always serve as an example

Just like you, we want to become,

Health, joy for many years

Let the breathers wish!

Scene from 8th grade students

A girl is sitting, doing her homework, dad is reading a newspaper

Daughter. (talking as if to himself)
Load more of us
For some reason they did.
5th grade in our school
Like an institute.
Write an essay
They gave us a task.
Who do I want to be in life?
That's the punishment!
It would be nice to be a singer
And with Kirkorov I sing.
No, it doesn't suit me
A bear fell into my ear.
Or maybe become a pilot?
These are the dreams...
To fly an airplane
Yes, I'm afraid of heights.
Maybe I should become a doctor?
It's important to heal everyone
All diseases do not matter
It's just scary.
Maybe I should choose
Without anything in the world
Nobody manages -
Adults and children?
If I think so,
Here's what happens -
The life of each of us
It starts at school.
Dad:
You have an hour
Blank page.
Maybe you have some advice
Will dad be useful?
And what is the whole day about
Are you thinking, baby?
Daughter:
Our mother is a teacher.
This is very bad?
Dad:
I answer the question,
Dear baby:
Mom is often not at home
This is very bad.
If he checks notebooks all night long,
And over the ear, the student suddenly slammed a cracker,
That is not very good, yes, perhaps bad.
And I'll answer like this
You listen to me:
Our mother is a teacher.
That a special case.
The institute was completed by her with a diploma in red -
This is very good, it is clear to all of us.
Gives knowledge to children - Masha, Mityam, Petya -
This is very good, the best in the world.
And wherever they lead
All roads in life
So I will say: the most important thing,
Daughter, teachers.
Let her not sleep at night, let the work be difficult,
Even at home, school care is in my head.
We'll take pity on her, we'll cook dinner.
Remember! Children need a teacher in school.
They keep the country, children grow up,
And for each of them the teacher is responsible.
Humanity, goodness is taught. You know baby
This is very good, but not bad at all.
Draw, write, count and read decently
Mom is a teacher. Badly?
Daughter:
Not! Excellent!
Every year the students
They come to her with flowers.
Songs, tender poems
Give to our mother.
Only you are right - tired
Very much our mother.
Dad:
Things are always unfinished
Let's help ourselves here.
We will clean everything in the apartment,
Let's wash it, period.
Likewise for you later
The husband will help with the daughter.

Mom enters
Mother:
Dear you,
What are you making noise here?
Did I come back late?
I am your teacher.
At the meeting was
Class in the theater drove
All business, business, business.
I forgot to buy bread.
Daughter:
You sit down and rest
Dad:
We are preparing dinner.
Daughter:
With dad, we decided:
Your work is very much needed.
I decided that when
Grow up a little
Not a pilot, not a doctor,
I will be a teacher.

Host 2:Who teaches us? Who is torturing us?

Who gives us knowledge?

This is our school teacher.

Presenter 1:A lot of words have been invented about teachers,

But we want to reiterate:

Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!

The time has come to give you a dance

Dance number. Performed by girls

Host 2:

The guys go to school in the morning,

In life, you can live in different ways,

It is possible in sorrow and in joy.

There is in time. Drink early.

Do stupid things right away.

And you can, like you: get up at dawn

And, thinking of a miracle,

Reach out the sun with your bare hand

And give it to people.

September is coming and it's time for school.

The guys go to school in the morning,

And with them, of course, the teacher is in a hurry,

And the wind autumn leaves circling.

Lesson, change and again a lesson,

First call and last call.

And between them - the whole life lay,

Which was often difficult, disturbing.

Waltz spinning and tears from the eyes:

Here the senior classes are leaving us,

But you come to school again in September,

And again you are happy mischievous kids.

And every autumn again and again

You will celebrate your holiday with your friends,

Sad and laughing for the umpteenth time

And listen to the autumn teacher's waltz,

Quiet, autumn teacher's waltz.

And let the years fly by

Don't be afraid of age

May you have many years of experience

But in your heart - only 20!

Presenter 1. Song: "Our School", performed by students of grade 5.

(to the motive of Chung-Chang's song)

1. How we live together, have fun,

We learn notes, we sing songs.

Our school is our dear home,

And we can't live without school.

Chorus:Our school is amazing

It's so fun for everyone

It's so great for all the people

Let it be so? (Repeat chorus twice.)

2. Every student knows for sure

That without a school, the world grows dim in an instant.

Our kids love school.

School, school is the best time.

3. Let the teacher be very strict with us,

I'll try to learn my lesson.

I will not be silent at the blackboard,

Give me a five star rating!

Host 2:Dear our teachers!

Words of recognition are spoken

Thanks for the love and kindness

Care, tenderness and warmth.

When you are near, life is like a fairy tale,

And on the gloomiest day light.

We want to congratulate you today together -

Words cannot convey everything to us.

Take care of us, dear you all need

This is what we wanted to tell you!

And now girls of grades 8 and 9 will perform in front of you with their ditties

Song: "We wish you happiness!" (All)

1. In a world where crazy snow is spinning,

Where the seas threaten with a steep wave,

Where we sometimes wait for good news for a long time,

To make it easier in difficult times,

It is very necessary for each of us,

Everyone needs to know that happiness exists.

Chorus: We wish you happiness, happiness in this big world!

Like the sun in the morning, let it come into the house

We wish you happiness, and it should be like this -

2. In a world where there is no rest for the winds,

Where there is a cloudy dawn,

Where on the long road we often dream of a house.

It is necessary both in a thunderstorm and in a snowfall,

To someone's very kind look,

Someone's very kind look warmed with warmth.

Presenter 1:For your sincere smile

Both the student and each student

In an instant, he will correct all his mistakes

And will not repeat them in the future.

You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,

The one that will never go out.

May all your wishes come true

And the cherished dream will come true.

After all, you share your experience with us,

Let bad weather not touch you,

And forever let it burn over you

A bright star of success, fame, happiness.

Host 2:Today we are on behalf of every heart (1, 2, 3 together).

We say thank you!

Presenter 1:Our holiday is over

What else can you say

Allow me to say goodbye

Wish you good health

Host 2:Don't get sick, don't get old

never get angry

So young

stay forever

Presenter 1:Thank you all for your attention

For enthusiasm, cheerful laughter

For a smile, understanding

This is our big success.

Host 2:Now it's time to say goodbye

Our speech will be short.

We say "Goodbye!

Until happy, new meetings "

Scenario of the festive concert for Teacher's Day "Happy Teacher's Day, ladies and gentlemen!"

(the hall is festively decorated with portraits of teachers painted by children, congratulatory newspapers, solemn fanfares sound)

Concert number. The song "Who is the kindest in the world!" 4 b class

Presenter 1: We continue our broadcast...
Host 2: For those who have not yet fully understood the teachers of our school, the horoscope from Elizabeth Globa is on the air

Scene "Teacher's horoscope" Lisa Grade 7
(a girl appears on the stage, who tells the teacher's horoscope, during her speech, photos of teachers are shown on the screen)

There are horoscopes of all stripes in the world,
Adults and children love them
Only Horoscope for teachers
No one has composed on the entire planet.
It's time for us to fix this mistake.
And make a teacher's horoscope.

Aries will not let us bleat at the blackboard -
He's a real wolf in sheep's clothing
But Taurus is not formidable bulls,
And good calves by nature.
All the Twins mercilessly sculpt couples,
Grunting angrily: "What kind of baby talk?"

Cancers have very tenacious claws,
They don’t let go of the board for a long time!
You freeze stupidity - they back away,
And the Lions roar, but generously reward.
For Virgo appearance and diligence
More important than answers is content!

Libra wants justice
Yes, but the balance is unstable.
And the Scorpion harbors a terrible poison,
Suddenly, how it stings - and there is a deuce in the magazine!
Shoots remarks Sagittarius,
Who can dodge - well done!

It is impossible to butt heads with Capricorn,
The teacher is right - he knows in advance!
And it is also difficult to argue with Aquarius,
It will flood - and who will save you?
And you are silent when you go to the bottom, -
After all, Pisces love silence!

Now we know everything about teachers
And we are not afraid of any flood,
After all, the student will be unsinkable,
When will study this Horoscope!

(host leaves the stage)

Presenter 1: Our studio received an orientation, listen carefully. Short in stature, thin build, noisy, inattentive, not accustomed to the school regime, they can easily get lost within the walls of the school. Vadim, who do you think it is?
Host 2: Well, almost half of the students in our school fit that description!
Presenter 1: It seems to me not quite most of The students of our school are perfectly oriented in it, and even too much. And only those who came to us quite recently can easily confuse a psychologist's office with a mathematics office.
Host 2: And I understood, I understood, these are our first-graders!
Presenter1: In the next program, they will tell us how they live in our school ...

Scene "It's hard to learn" Grade 1
(a group of first-graders appear to the music, carrying heavy backpacks, looking sad, tortured)

1 student: Similar textbooks to bricks
Size, shape and weight.
To those who decide to get a certificate,
It is desirable to be Hercules.

2 student: I can pull myself up many times
I've been charging since morning.
But the school bag bends in an arc,
It's like I'm going on a hike.

3 student: I won't leave my bag, mind you!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.

4 student:(holds in hands open book) The problem is not solved -
even kill!
Think think head
hurry up!
Think, think, head
I'll give you candy
On my birthday I will give
New beret.
Think think -
for ever I ask!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And then, how ladies on top!
(hitting himself on the head)

high school girl: Don't get upset guys
You will succeed!
I'll tell you a secret, the holidays are coming soon
Who studies during the holidays?

All first graders: Hooray!

(put on backpacks and skip the stage)

Presenter 1: And now some statistics. ___ people work in our school
Host 2: Total height ____, 2 of them Dmitry Anatolyevich
Presenter 1: Total weight ____
Host 2: Favorite color is the color of red paste
Presenter 1: Favorite drink is tea. Sometimes with valerian.
Lead 2: Daily nervous tension- 221 Volts
Presenter 1: Hangout place - teacher's room
Host 2: And the mood is always cheerful!
Presenter 1: Character - Persistent!
Lead 2: What a great team!
Presenter 1: The next musical gift for you!

Concert number. Dance "First teacher" 5 "a" class

Presenter 1: And we continue our broadcast.
Host 2: At the request of the viewers, the Smekhopanorama program goes on the air on our TV channel.

1 student: Such unfortunate teachers,
All paths are blocked!
You need kindness and patience
Go to the hearts of schoolchildren!

2 student: It's hard to educate us all
And give us knowledge.
So give a strap ...
And, seriously, bow to you!

(bow to the teachers, then leave the stage, the presenters appear on the screen again)

Presenter 1: Today, on this holiday, for the first time on our channel, you, dear viewers ... No, I can’t do this anymore! It's not fair, we are here in a stuffy studio, and everyone else is there, in a festively decorated hall, having fun, congratulating each other. I also want to be there!
Host 2: _________ What are you, you are disrupting the holiday broadcast, calm down and continue on.
Presenter 1: No, you do as you wish, but I'm leaving the studio, if you want, you can join me.
Lead 2: I don’t know, we will be deprived of the bonus, or maybe even fired
Presenter 1: Don't be afraid, everything will be fine!

(leaders get up and leave the studio, after a while they appear in the hall)

Presenter 1: Hello again, dear viewers! So, where did we stop!? Oh yes, only today, and only for you on our channel, the premiere of the TV show "Guess the teacher"
Lead 2: Meet the host of the program ___________________

Scene-show "Guess the teacher!" Grade 9
(the hosts leave the stage, the host of the Guess the Teacher program appears)

Leading: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I greet you, the host of the Guess the Teacher program - Sergey Seleznev. The rules of the game are as follows: you need to guess the teacher working at your school from the description. It is forbidden to shout from a place, the one who first raises his hand answers. The winners of the game will receive the following certificate (shows certificate) to receive 3 fives in any subject. Does everyone understand? (audience responses) Then, let's start!

(the presenter reads out the descriptions of the teachers of the school, children's photographs appear on the screen, or portraits of teachers made by children. Spectators-children guess the teachers. For the correct answer, they are awarded a certificate)

Leading: This concludes our program, until we meet again.

(program host leaves the stage, TV presenters appear)

Presenter 1: Our holiday TV program continues the program "Voice, children"
Host 2: Meet its first member - the group "School-cool"

Concert number. The song "If there were no schools" 5th grade

Presenter 1: Attention, sensational news, a student has been found in our school with supernatural abilities.
Host 2: He can force you to perform any action by the power of his thought.
Presenter 1: You will learn about the incredible abilities of a student of the Krasnoyarsk school from the program "The fight of extrasensories". It is today that the correspondent of this program comes to our school to interview this student.

Scene "Incredible abilities" Grade 7

(a correspondent appears on the stage, a camera is around his neck, a notebook is in his hands)

Correspondent: Hello, hello dear viewers! The program "Battle of Psychics" is on the air. Today we are in the Krasnoyarsk boarding school, where, according to our information, a boy with supernatural abilities is studying - he has an incredible power of self-hypnosis. So, let's finally meet the hero of our today's program!

(a boy appears, modest and shy, wearing dark glasses)

Correspondent: Please introduce yourself!
Student: Artyom
Correspondent: Incredible, just Artyom, you are not only gifted, but also a very modest boy. Please tell us how you discovered this gift in yourself?
Student: Yes, somehow, by accident ...
Correspondent: And detail…
Student: It's just that my desk mate prevented me from completing the task, at first I thought how good it would be if he stopped talking, completely. And then I could not stand it and like a shandarakhna with a book
(pulls out a book and waves it) and he stopped ..., talking ..., completely ...
Correspondent: Unbelievable... Have there been other cases of manifestation of your gift?
Student: Well, I really like Tanya and I thought how nice it would be if she said a few nice words to me, so I went up and shandarahked her ...
Correspondent: So what?
Student: Well, Tanya said a few words to me, yes, yes, she said ... not entirely pleasant, but still!
Correspondent: What else?
Student: And I also thought how wonderful it would be if I got 5 in physical education ...
Correspondent: So what?
Student: What, what... that's what!

(takes off glasses, bruise under eye)

Correspondent: Chances are, your PE teacher is immune to suggestibility. And right now, you can demonstrate your capabilities and inspire those sitting in the hall to do something good and pleasant, for example, congratulate teachers on holidays
Student: I don't know, let's try...

(the student takes several children out of the hall, then in turn hits them on the head with a book and they begin to read poetry to the teachers)

Russian language and reading teachers:
Tatyana Ivanovna and Valentina Nikolaevna!
In Russian and literature
We join the culture.
Learning to write well
Seriously, thoughtfully read
And think figuratively at the same time.
We know the work of poets
And remember the classics of the word,
Thank you for all this!

Biology, geography, history teachers:
Beloved Irina Alexandrovna
And Anastasia Vladimirovna!
Thank you endlessly!
There are no words for surprise.
How do you know the subject!
May the sun shine brightly on you!
And from all who are near and far,
We send you greetings from all pets -
And bow - from heaven to earth.

Math teacher:
Dear Elena Anatolyevna!
How many of these features
Are they causing us suffering?
How many are these games
And the x's are worth the trouble?
Why are scientists
Here is the math
Named without a doubt
Queen of all sciences?

Teachers of labor and SBO:
Dear Vera Borisovna, Zoya Vladimirovna,
Alexander Konstantinovich
Roman Sergeevich and Dmitry Mikhailovich!
We will be scientists
Let's be engineers
We will take possession
Secular manners.
But a monkey into a man
Only labor could turn
Sewing, planing and pounding
We will! To live better.

Physical education teacher:
Dear Dmitry Anatolyevich!
From our meetings in the soul traces
Will stay for a long time.
Reliably the heart is like a motor,
Run faster than a wolf
With health like ours,
We will move mountains.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts
Physical education lessons.

Educators:
Dear educators,
Your work is not a gift,
We speak with understanding.
Being an educator is a calling
We thank you family.
Thank you for your kindness
For your kind eyes
for your wise advice,
For your kind words.

Director:
Dear Vladimir Nikolaevich!
We admit that we are a little
You've been given trouble
But teaching cannot be
Completely without worries.
We are ready to promise together
Even though the whole school will come to you,
Dear you our director,
We won't let you down again!

(student hits correspondent with book)

Correspondent:
In your school, the best in the world,
That the teacher is a star
And across the country you're for sure
You will never find!

Correspondent: Excellent, amazing, you have an incredible power of suggestion, we invite you to become participants in the TV show "Battle of Psychics". Please, Artyom, let's go backstage and discuss the terms of your contract...

(the correspondent and the student leave the stage, the presenters appear, one of them has a construction helmet on his head)
Presenter 1: ____, what's on your head?
Lead 2: How is that, ______, can't you see - a helmet!?
Presenter 1: But why do you need it?! Hurricanes did not seem to be transmitted, and earthquakes too!?
Lead 2: _____, what kind of earthquake is there, THIS IS it will get worse!
Presenter 1: What THIS IS?
Lead 2: TURN!!!
Presenter 1: Oh my God, we carry our legs while we are intact!

Scene-song "Change" 5 b class

(the hosts leave the stage in a hurry, the minus song “Change” sounds, 4 running couples appear on the stage, they form a circle. The couples stop for a verse and recite poems, they sing for the chorus, then change places clockwise, etc. )

1 pair
1 student:"I'm running" "We're running"
"You run" and "you run".
You told me time
Brothers tell me.
2 student: Verb tenses i
learned poorly,
But what is this change?
Absolutely right!

Chorus: Change, change
Without it, study is hell,
Everyone is screaming and freaking out
Through the halls and up the stairs
They don't want to go to class.

2 pair
1 student: Boys in class
We just have angels.
But on the change -
Not boys, but special forces!
2 student: That's for sure. How to get along -
Sparks fly from the eyes.
We need a fire extinguisher.
To keep the class on fire!

Chorus

3 pair
1 student: Hedgehog, hedgehog, hedgehog, hedgehog...
2 student: You don't know cases!
1 student: You seem to know:
"Cinema" with "coat" bow!

Chorus

4 pair
1 student: - All day long doubt bored me:
Why, eccentric, did I learn this rule?
Why did I understand this rule?
“Five” still didn’t put me.
2 student: Well, why do you need a "five"?
You really are a weirdo.
For example, my score is
It's a tough trio!

Chorus

(bell rings, couples leave stage)

Presenter 1: The teacher is now an important figure!
Lead 2: Teachers everywhere - honor and honor!
Presenter 1: Teacher is an abbreviation
Host 2: Ordered to read it now.

(children run out, they have large letters in their hands, they loudly call them)

TEACHER'S DAY.

Teachers are different

In the human community

But they keep the planet Earth,

Our discoveries...

October 5 is a special day in the calendar of many countries. This is Teacher's Day approved 22 years ago.

Frankly, we are always very demanding of our teachers. We want them to know everything, to be infinitely patient and wise, benevolent and indulgent.

We dream that the teacher is always in high spirits.

We wish all teachers health, tireless search for truth and knowledge, well-being, mutual understanding and grateful, inquisitive students! Thanks for being you!

Today is the best day!

Even the sun is a bright ray

Warms all who teach

Gives them warmth and light!

We celebrate Teacher's Day

Congratulations to the teachers

And with all our hearts we wish

Achievements and victories!

kind, honest,

Wise, strict

We dedicate these lines!

Dear teachers,

Children open the holiday!

Song "I paint this world"

All professions are needed!

All professions are important!

Choose any one for yourself!

I would like such a profession

So that, like the edges of a crystal,

All talents revealed!

To bring joy

Give people strength!

Be a creator, creator

In a way, mother and father.

Show kindness, care

That would be such a job!

To strive for the best

And be proud of your profession!

I know that there is

Specialties - do not count!

Mathematician and technologist

Both the geographer and the psychologist,

Physicist, chemist and philologist -

Mage, wizard and sorcerer!

Methodist and educator -

In other words, he is a teacher!

He is a teacher! With this word

How much are we ready to say?

The TEACHER brought us to the people!

Our TEACHER - we love you!

Our TEACHER gives light!

Our TEACHER - better not!

And today without a doubt

Lots of happiness and patience

We wish the teacher!

Our teacher! CONGRATULATIONS!

Song "Oh teacher"

(Beautiful gentle music sounds)

When a teacher is born

A star lights up in the sky.

A competent caretaker follows this,

He will never fake.

Teachers are a special class

The world where the most compelling argument -

Neither gold, nor piggy bank, nor health,

And the quiet sound of the soul and that moment

When, having passed through the hellish circle of doubt,

Struggling with the conflict of fate

You will see the result of your creations,

You will notice a glorious turn in fate.

Parable about the TEACHER.

When a new teacher was born, three fairies descended to his cradle. And the first fairy said: "You will be forever young, because there will always be children next to you."

The second fairy said: “You will be beautiful in thoughts and soul, because there is no nobler calling than to give your heart to children.”

The third fairy predicted: "You will be immortal, because you will continue your life in your students."

But then the fourth fairy descended to the cradle, angry, and squealed in a gloomy voice: “But you will always check notebooks. Your working day will be 8 hours before lunch and 8 hours after lunch. All your thoughts will be about school and only about school, and you will never calm down. So choose before it's too late!

The teacher said: "It's too late, this fairy is always too late, and those teachers who decide to connect their lives with the school, with the children, will never change this wonderful profession."

Anna's song "To Teacher's Day"

Autumn day will swirl with leaf fall

And he will invite everyone with him.

Today is Teacher's Day, and next

All those who protect our souls.

PR: The profession of a teacher is bright,

The teaching profession is a calling.

Your kind strict silhouette

For many years

In our hearts we will keep like a bright light.

Learn to solve complex problems

Know the answer to each question.

We wish you patience and good luck

Health, happiness, creative victories.

ETC:

TEACHER is a very precious word,

It has a lot of inspiration and warmth.

After all, what is given to you by fate

Lead us all on the path of goodness.

The word for congratulations is given to the director of the gymnasium

Presentation of diplomas

Dance "Birds"

Poem

Dear teachers! On this solemn day, we want to thank all of you and present awards in several categories.

Our teachers can do everything!

You conquer any peaks!

Just think - in 11 years you are able to turn an unintelligent kid into an educated, well-mannered boy or girl! And at the very beginning of this miracle are the elementary school teachers.

For the award in the nomination"My first teacher"

Primary school teachers are invited

______________________

As well as educators of the extended day group

Krylova Valentina Afanasievna

Baranova Ekaterina Shanievna

Podosenova Lyubov Mikhailovna

AT primary school it's complicated,

Kids have a million questions!

Each one needs to be answered.

Someone to give advice.

You pay attention to everything!

We congratulate you, teacher!

We wish you many winters and years

Give the kids a good light!

And the smallest participants of our concert congratulate you -

song "Friends"

Math to learn
We are ready for everything
Even dream at night
natural numbers row.

There is, dividend, divisor,
This fact is known to all
But today, our teacher,
Let's live without theorems.

From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate
Teacher's Day! ideas
We wish you new creativity!
And talented kids!

Mathematics teachers are awarded in the Master of Equations nomination

_______________________

And on the stage - school hip hop

We continue with the awards ceremony.

In nominations

"A Beam of Light in a Dark Realm" and "Lords of Irregular Verbs"

teachers of Russian and foreign languages ​​are awarded

__________________________________________

Probably everyone knows this

The most precious thing is the light in the darkness.

Without this faith there is no happiness,

And you are the same light for us

Here the morning begins
The bell is ringing, trying
And we, as expected.
Let's hurry to class.

We may be clueless
And even incomprehensible
But you are unlikely to doubt
Because we love you!

song

Our awarding continues with the next nomination

In the nomination "Keeper of Antiquities"teachers of history and social studies are awarded

_____________________________

History teacher wisdom of the ages
Absorbed along with a thousand books.
And every day this wisdom is ready
Share with you, student!
History is being made by each of us
Let's add new lines to it.
A history teacher! Happy holiday to you!
Thanks for your lessons!

Song "My good teacher"

The next nomination is "The Lord of the Rings ... and the Bars".

As you guessed, physical education teachers are the winners

_______________________

At the physical education lesson, the class lined up together,
To congratulate the teacher on this day and at this hour.
We wish you health, happiness, joy, love,
So that everything you want, you can achieve as soon as possible.

Song "Smile"

And we move on to the next category.

Nomination "For expanding our horizons"teachers of geography, biology, chemistry, physics and computer science are awarded

_______________________

The sciences feed young men,
They give joy to the old,
AT happy life decorate,
In an accident, take care;
Joy in domestic difficulties
And in distant wanderings is not a hindrance.
Science is everywhere
Among the nations and in the wilderness,
In the city noise and alone,
At rest they are sweet and in work.

Song "Favorite School"

And ends the awards ceremony nomination"Forward to harmony!".

She brought together all the teachers who make school life beautiful, harmonious and safe.

______________________________________

Years go by. The earth is spinning.
Teachers raise pupils.
Their wise look and kind hand -
The textbook is the main one for the student.
The work is immortal, the thread is uninterrupted.
The young ones will come to replace the elders.
And will be accepted at the abandoned post
Teachers hope and dream.
And therefore the commandment is so strong:
"Master, educate a student!"

……………..

Years will pass, centuries of thread

Drown in the blue abyss of stars.

But the word is warm "teacher"

Always moves me to tears

Will always make you remember something

Native close to you

In the 20th century and 200 - m

The teacher is eternal on earth!

Happy holiday dear teachers!

Song "Golden Heart"

Scenario of the concert dedicated to the holiday Teacher's Day.

Scenario "WE owe everything to teachers"

Concert program for Teacher's Day

There is music in the hall, songs about teachers. Teachers enter the assembly hall through a lively children's corridor. The presenters enter the stage - a young man and a girl from the senior classes.

Leading.

Outside the Indian summer

This day brings us to tears.

Your holiday is in a sea of ​​yellow

Sleepy aspens and birches.

Leading.

Teacher's Day is a special holiday:

No garlands, no sparklers.

You bring knowledge to

The world has not collapsed into an abyss of shadows.

Leading.

Sigh at times: “Teaching Councils,

Reckless students…”

Your everyday life, alas, is not sung,

But things are so big!

Leading.

How beautiful sometimes the transformation

Yellow-mouthed naive chicks

In young educated geniuses,

In engineers, doctors, salesmen.

Leading.

Drawing curricula,

Don't be sad, don't grumble!

Can you imagine how desirable

Those fruits that you can give!

Leading.

You will not be led off the beaten track

Not words, not a dream, not a ruble.

Happy Teacher's Day, teachers!

We love you! We won't let you down!

A concert number is being performed. The phonogram of the song "Teach at school" sounds. Readers come out - primary school students.

1st reader.

Today at our school

Big and important holiday!

Shut up Vani, Kolya

And Mishenka is a prankster.

2nd reader.

smartly serious

Everyone in our class has become.

For various questions

We responded in unison!

3rd reader.

Did not jump on the desks,

Don't run around the class

Read clearly and distinctly.

Still would! Celebration at school!

4th reader.

What a day, tell me

Such a mysterious one?

1st reader.

Not someone but a teacher

Hero on holiday!

2nd reader.

For all for us as mothers

And dads, some!

We will become like you

As soon as we grow up!

3rd reader.

For knowledge of the world

For the school bright world,

Thanks for the kindness

Today we are talking!

4th reader.

Stay like that

Health, happiness to you!

And smile more often

To family, friends and us!

The song is being played.

Reader.

Teacher, the days of your life, as one,

You dedicate to the school family.

You are all who came to study to you,

You call your children.

But the children grow up, from the school bench

Walking the paths of life

And your lessons are remembered,

And keep you in your heart.

Beloved teacher, dear person,

Be the happiest in the world

Even though it's hard sometimes to get you

Your naughty children.

You rewarded us with friendship and knowledge.

Accept our thanks!

We remember how you led us into people

From timid funny first-graders.

The song is being played.

Reader.

The teacher came to class

She's a little older than us.

And I took a lesson

That we forgot about the call.

She told us

How BAM is built in Transbaikalia,

How the virgin soil was raised

And about flying to the moon.

And we wanted to know more

And become adults faster

And choose the right path in life

And look into the future.

Perhaps someone at the factory

Will come to the lathe,

And someone will build a house,

And someone will paint in it.

Perhaps one of us

Will enter the same way in the school class

And teach such a lesson

That everyone will forget about the call.

A dance is being performed.

Reader. Who am I - you, of course, have already guessed by the old dress. Teacher. Our salaries are purely symbolic. Somehow crooks took away my salary and returned it the next day. So they said: “Take your money back. And then, when we counted them, two of us died!

And recently they didn’t give money at all. As an advance, I remember, they gave me a globe, and as a paycheck, a skeleton from the anatomy room. I put it at my door. The guys saw how they would yell: “Hurrah! .. The Uchiha threw back her hooves, there will be no lessons!”

Many teachers have left. I also applied for a military factory. And there the same thing. In advance - a pistol, in pay - a machine gun, a bonus - grenades!

They also offered work at the cemetery. Receptionist. But as I thought about how they would pay there, I returned to school.

Thank God, at least a sponsor was found. New Russian - Ashot Kuzmich Shapiro. His son is studying with us. So now we are well, and my father is pleased. The son was a complete fool, now an excellent student. A very capable boy. Seventeen years old, and already in the third grade! Looks like he's going to retire right out of school.

Somehow I ask him:

What do you like more, geography or chemistry?

And he says:

- Natural chemistry!

- And why?

- The chemist gets sick more often!

There are few teachers left in the school. The chemist opened an underground workshop. Cognac drives from gasoline with TNT. Cognac is called - "Peace be to your ashes"!

The teacher of astronomy became an astrologer. By the stars he finds unfaithful wives and immediately determines how much deceived husbands owe him by the horns!

Zoology teacher breeds dogs. I recently crossed a Chow Chow with a Baskerville dog. The new breed is called Chubais!

And the singing teacher now sings in the passage: “Oh, once, again, if you don’t give it, you will get it in the eye!” So the singing was at first given to me to lead. As a geographer, I learned the song “Let me go to the Himalayas” with the guys. The director did not like it and the zoologist began to sing. The school sang: “My Bunny!”

Now we have a singing teacher of military affairs. And the whole school bawls: “Combat; e - battalion commander!

Guys, it's the end of the world! Once, literally for a minute, she left her glasses on the table - immediately someone drew a fly on the glass. So I then tried to drive her away for half a lesson ... But what is it ... Someone painted a barrel of beer on the school fence. So the physical education teacher stood in line at the fence for half a day!

Trouble with history. No one will understand who to scold, who to praise. The teacher asks:

- Guys, who are in the Great Patriotic war commanded our troops?

Everyone is silent.

- I'm suggesting: - Joseph ...

And the whole class in unison:

— Kobzon!

Everyone smokes. They come running from recess - everyone has smoke coming out of their ears ... I say to one girl:

— Aren't you ashamed to smoke?! I would replace cigarettes with sweets.

— I tried. Candy doesn't smoke well!

The school environment is tense. Suddenly, a command sounded:

- Everyone outside!

Turns out there was a call. Like, there's a bomb at school! The dog ran around the school all day, looking for a bomb.

Lessons have been cancelled. The guys liked it. Now, as a control, so the call: “There is a bomb at school!”. And the guys have fun, and the dog is happy. As soon as they let her go to school - immediately to the canteen. He eats everything and doesn't want to leave. Waiting for the next test!

And recently, you won’t believe it, two guys from 9 “g” privatized school toilets. But I didn't know. I come, and they:

- The toilet is paid, you have two rubles. She managed to pay off. But we have an old writer: she didn’t have time. But I saved two rubles. I spoke to you here. Time for a lesson!

The song is being played.

Readers.

Thank you teachers

For your good deeds!

Thank you all dear ones

For your young souls!

We congratulate you on your holiday!

never mourn for anything

And we wish you never to get sick,

Happy life